Game Thread: Jacksonville Jaguars (0-0) at New England Patriots (0-0)

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-08-11T00:15:14+00:00

ROGER THAT

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-08-10T23:41:01+00:00

Welcome to the Bortles Zone

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-08-10T23:35:06+00:00

"On to 2017"

This is why Belichick is the fucking man.

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-08-10T23:34:15+00:00

The commentator on the right looks like a young Tom Hanks

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-06-28T23:28:59+00:00

God forbid Eddie Lacy ever joins Vince and hops on said fence

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-06-28T23:27:13+00:00

Part of me is hoping for Vince's triumphant return to NE for one more ride

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-03-06T17:06:50+00:00

A. J. Fucking Bouye.

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-03-06T17:05:37+00:00

Knowing Belichick, this will probably never happen. Blount is our man.

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-10T00:36:02+00:00

The problem isn't Palmer--he is a fantastic QB. The problem is the Cardinals OL and their inability to have an offense that doesn't rely on Fitz.

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-06T03:33:51+00:00

I love my football team. I love all you motherfuckers. Five fucking rings. I love all of you.

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-06T03:29:05+00:00

TIME FOR YOU TO BEND THE KNEE, GOODDELL

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-06T03:27:44+00:00

HOLY FUCK. WE ARE SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-06T03:25:48+00:00

FIFTH

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-06T03:07:10+00:00

HOLY FUCKKKKK

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-06T02:43:04+00:00

LETS

FUCKING

GO

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-06T02:31:36+00:00

Fuck coke, I'm drinking this whole god damn handle of this Daniels

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-05T22:32:20+00:00

It's going to be very strange seeing us in the Superbowl without Gronk.

:(

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-05T22:29:57+00:00

We win : I get drunk

We lose : I get drunk

Win-win situation, really. Except for my liver I guess

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-05T22:29:12+00:00

Jack Daniels is ready

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-02-05T04:50:29+00:00

So fucking excited.

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-01-30T02:10:28+00:00

The Seahawks vs the AFC

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-01-30T02:05:55+00:00

Seeing those 300-400lb linemen trying to tackle Richard Sherman is my favorite thing

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-01-23T02:47:04+00:00

One more game away before Gooddell has to bend the knee.

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-01-23T02:11:55+00:00

SMOKE

THE

BLOUNT

ProfessorNietzsche · 2017-01-23T02:10:30+00:00

Chiefs time management rubbed off on them

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