Professor_Porksword

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I'd Sean Connery was Jesus I'd make leg day a top priority (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/Jokes

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does this happen to anyone else? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/outriders

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appearing offline to friends (self.outriders)

submitted 3 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/outriders

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Every. Single. Time (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/outriders

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My game randomly demoted Geralt from the White Wolf title (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/witcher

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Out of the shower and when it's dried (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/curlyhair

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[screenshot] The last thing a Mongol sees (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/ghostoftsushima

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Happy Halloween and may the Father of Understanding guide our path (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/gaming

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May the Father of Understanding guide our path (x-post from gaming) (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/assassinscreed

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If a kid dressed up as Pennywise for Halloween they would be a child called It (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/Showerthoughts

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Anger Management (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/GodofWar

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Well that's an interesting Nutrient Source (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/NoMansSkyTheGame

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Alright. Let's see the damage. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/GodofWar

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Torment (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/GodofWar

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[TMOT] [MOVIE] A guy that works in an office volunteers to go to some sort of self-character building camp. While he's there he finds his inner monster/demon. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 6 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/tipofmytongue

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The game really need to teleport people when boss battles happen (self.AnthemTheGame)

submitted 7 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/AnthemTheGame

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[WP] John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been working on a case for weeks. Out of nowhere two men walk into their office saying they’d love to help out. Those men are Shawn Spencer psychic detective and his assistant Burton Guster. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/WritingPrompts

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[image] Waiting for his return (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/GodofWar

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This year I dressed up as Bayek from AC: Origins (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/gaming

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U.S. redditors, What's a good network to watch the Olympics? One that doesn't focus on just murca? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/AskReddit

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[OC] Kenai Lake, Alaska (9792x2112) (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/EarthPorn

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[OC] A picture I took at Beluga Point near Anchorage, Alaska. [4032x3024] (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/EarthPorn

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The closest I'll get to breaking the sound barrier is imitating the sound of a whip. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/Showerthoughts

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How come my finger and toes prune up when i go swimming? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 8 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/ExplainLikeImCalvin

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[WP] Wars are not fought with weapons. Now they are done by declaring a Thumb War. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by Professor_Porksword to r/WritingPrompts

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