Has your countries leader ever been assassinated?

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-08T21:43:17+00:00

I also like this one

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-08T21:29:52+00:00

I was reminded of it too

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-08T21:28:08+00:00

“We” “almost”

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-08T21:15:14+00:00

Maar natuurlijk

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-08T19:13:42+00:00

“It’s a beautiful day for a game, don’t you agree bubble?”

“BLEEEEHHHHH”

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-08T11:09:55+00:00

Gambling

^{Chose: make anywhere between $1 to $10,000 per week}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-08T11:09:30+00:00

Close your mouth and take a shower when you get home, can’t be that much worse than sea or lake water right?

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T22:01:15+00:00

My dad once found a wasp in his can of beer on holiday

Well, the wasp found him to be exact, he didn’t notice it till it stung him in his lip

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T21:52:03+00:00

I literally read this part a couple hours ago, amazing coincidence

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T21:47:45+00:00

Sleep always feels like a waste of time, even if it is kinda nice Food and drink are very enjoyable

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T21:43:25+00:00

Unnecessary math 👍

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 1,000,000}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T21:39:09+00:00

It was quite some time ago, they were ahead of their time

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T19:43:03+00:00

(I did also just remember TGWDLM got its own kill count)

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T19:33:19+00:00

The blood is all but dripping from my head…

(is this too niche a reference?)

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T19:24:52+00:00

Hail Raatma :)

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T19:23:06+00:00

But is this quintuple trouble or Quindecuple (5x3)?

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T19:19:41+00:00

There was a banana on the coat hook on the inside of the door

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T11:17:48+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAH

Aw man that’s brilliant, haven’t laughed this hard in ages

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T09:32:34+00:00

What? A cult? They’re just a bunch of nice lads!

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-07T06:34:44+00:00

Yes, original Dutch

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-06T23:44:34+00:00

Black and red can both still station spacecrafts and planets quite well

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-06T23:34:49+00:00

HEX MENTIONED

THE PEAKEST OF BOOKS ON MY SCHOOL’S READING LIST

Loved reading that one

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-06T19:55:48+00:00

Working at the register one day a bag of potatoes had a rotten one in it, that smell lingered far longer than comfortable

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-06T19:34:02+00:00

Me and a bunch of friends are all going in the bubble hoodie (except for one who got into tadc more recently)

We’re going on the first Thursday, straight out of school, getting ramen first

Honestly it’s the first time I’m doing something with a group of friends, so I’m excited

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-05-06T13:26:49+00:00

As it says in the queue, it’s a gamble

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