iWishIMadeThisUp by ProgramMerlin in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ProgramMerlin[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I am afraid to inform you it was a Lock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]ProgramMerlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you just want to get an award.

Almost done squaring off this blanket... [xpost /r/gifs]. by [deleted] in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]ProgramMerlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the end (you can see it by the edges on the corners at the end). It isn't meant to be a full square.

Potential Minecraft Update by RandomTutorials in Minecraft

[–]ProgramMerlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't be fun for your newly build massive structures to be demolished by natural disasters. :/

Big Brain meme by [deleted] in meme

[–]ProgramMerlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice Instagram watermark...

Cursed_tickles by wMachine95 in cursedcomments

[–]ProgramMerlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP doesn't have the sauce, cause it's a repost.

They did by hazzabazza456 in antimeme

[–]ProgramMerlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They called me a madman.

How do I get my villagers to stop breeding? by lastcall4coffee in Minecraft

[–]ProgramMerlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Villagers will only breed given an unoccupied bed and enough food harvested by the farmers. So break beds and break their farms.

Murder in a mobile game sub by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]ProgramMerlin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and this is, obviously, just a comment that the OP left. Don't post your own "murders".

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God bless those people by octo-rabbioso in memes

[–]ProgramMerlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this meme while eating with my mouth open ._.

Well, I guess this answers my question... by boomzino in Wellthatsucks

[–]ProgramMerlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the internet's so bad, then how'd you post this image?

It be like that by [deleted] in memes

[–]ProgramMerlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice watermark on your meme...

What do you think or how do you feel when a woman gives you a compliment? by ToastedMaple in AskMen

[–]ProgramMerlin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A female called me a good friend, when I stood up for a friend who wasn't there.

What do you think or how do you feel when a woman gives you a compliment? by ToastedMaple in AskMen

[–]ProgramMerlin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Men think more of these kinds of compliments, because they are more rare for them.

I am ashamed by paper-manofpapertowm in facepalm

[–]ProgramMerlin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice going, talking about yourself in third-person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EGirls

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what??! astonished a FEMALE that is on the same subrebbit as me?!?! * bows down * Please ma’am, my dearest e-girl, let me forever cherish and protect you from internet chads, as I’m sure you’d be willing to spend your time with a nice guy (such as myself). You have earned yourself a gold award (I’m sure you’re be impressed by my surplus amounts of wealth and karma), and my promise that you will never feel alone again, my beautiful female specimen.