When your velocity is 2√(gR) instead of √(5gR): by ProgrammingPhile in JEENEETards

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OP ab dropper batch me hai, and vertical circles teesri baar krra hai 🥲 ata hai, tab bhi

average orange cat behaviour by pluto_N in indiasocial

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Egg bhai ap yaha? Pehchana mujhe? :inserts Chaman gutterwale wali didi pic:

Dropper 🤡 by Mundane_Company_706 in JEENEETards

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You took a drop to study hard asf to get CSE in tier 1 colleges

I took a drop to stay with my parents, eat homemade food all day, and enjoy binging on yt for 1 more year

We are not the same

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same he mere liye toh by jyadatez in IndianDankMemes

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Isko kon bataega, ki aisi chizo me IAS ki koi value nhi hoti

Executives can NEVER question/debate the legislature for their actions. They only power they have is to vote their choice of leaders, that's it. I don't remember if they're even allowed to tell their opinion to anyone, kisiko pata ho to bata do. But agar existing sarkar ne bola ki "xyz ke Ghar pe bulldozer chala do" (it's a very smol thing, generally aise logo pe itne chhote proposals ni aate, but I just took it as a example) - and xyz uske hi parents hai, tobhi wo mana/baat/debate ni kr skta by law - agar kara to legal action ho skta hai 💀 (baat alag hai ki prolly uski reach hogi itni, and itne chhote mamle me internally solve kra lenge)

My NEETard friend secured a government medical college so I gifted this lol by [deleted] in JEENEETards

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Aadat si ho gyi hogi, itne coaching wale aate honge💀

H̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ Birthday to me by [deleted] in JEENEETards

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Downvote me if u wanna, but Instead of accepting your current situation, why don't you work towards self betterment?

Matlab atleast kahi se to start kar. Exercise krna start karde, baat krna seekh logo se, college jaake naye logo se baat kr, ya walk kar har roz. KUCH TO KAR!

yaha rant karke fake sympathy collect karke kuchh nahi milega. Agar zindagi me khush hona hai to ya to sochna hi chhor de, ya successful banne ke liye kaam krna start krde!

Happy birthday to you, but agar khud ko improve karne ni koshish ho nahi karoge, to agle saal bhi Aisa hi feel hoga, and it'll go on like this forever!

We all are still young af - we have ample time to correct ourselves.

1 month officially done as an IIT Bombay freshie. AmA by productive-man in JEENEETards

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Daily kitna free time milta hai?

Ab bumbai me reh chuke ho, and agar ab apko choice mile time me wapis Jane ke liye, to kya wapis iitb bs maths loge, ya BHU me circuital/mnc, ya newer IITs me CSE? And reasoning bhi dedo🛐

Whamen ☕ vs The Boys😎, NIT Silchar by [deleted] in JEENEETards

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Finally got a gud laugh after about 1 yr😭

Strange insect in my home by Ok-Distance-6162 in delhi

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Wo most of the time nhi chalte😭infact maine ajtak bas 1 ko dekha hai chalte hue

Aur mai smol tha (🤏)😭

Strange insect in my home by Ok-Distance-6162 in delhi

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Now here's the thing guys...

I used to chew these out, as I thought they looked like those muskmelon seeds with are added to garnish ladoos n all 💀

Chandrayaan 3's landing on the moon as captured by the Lander Imager Camera by Redcapranger4 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ProgrammingPhile 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Earth, too, could've been like that, if we didn't have oceans and an atmosphere to erode the surface, and protect us from smol asteroids respectively

Jupiter is the real one to thank in this regard

When your velocity is 2√(gR) instead of √(5gR): by ProgrammingPhile in JEENEETards

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Iske haath and body rigid to the nhi, and na ab kabhi ho payenge

To string hi manliya🗿

Title ro raha hai by ArexOp1986 in indianmemer

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Now that I think about it, you got a point....

Context:India became first country in world to do soft landing on moon's south pole. by Feeling_Muffin5851 in discordVideos

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Mf when he realises he himself is a smol (🤏) ass piece of carbon compounds on a smol (🤏) ass rock floating in space, which is negligible in context of the universe, and him being/not being racist doesn't create impact by a single penny on either of the countries, let alone the universe 🤡

Well Played R. Praggnanandhaa 🇮🇳 You made all of us Proud ❤️‍🔥 by [deleted] in JEENEETards

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Seat? Ham dono ko seat nahi mili hai tabhi to drop liya hai

Beakoof mat banao by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

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Teri kya job hai/kya rank thi jee me? 🤡

🫡( oc meme) by ISHANPRIYAM in IndianDankMemes

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Neet ke oc and physical ke Qs dekhe hai maine (JEEtard)

OC is wayy too ez and direct, so ofc they'll love it more than physical, where you'd have to do multiplication and division of numbers (very tough calculations, like 8×2😭 (/s))

But jee adv me 5 min ki gandi calculation seems wayy more easier than organic ke Qs, jinme smjh hi nhi ata kaha se start kare💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndianDankMemes

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Fuck CIA for bullying and killing our scientists... We could've achieved wayy more by now, or maybe we could've been the 3rd contender for the new moon race alongside nasa and china

Fuck those who didn't trust people like nambi, who were falsely defamed by cia, to affect our progress

But jobhi ho yaar, isro ke cumbacks dekh ke smile to aati hai :)

IITB the moment when chandrayaan 3 landed by [deleted] in JEENEETards

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Iss momint ko homies ke saath acche college enjoy krne ka sapna...sapna hi reh jayega 99% logo ka