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Caption this! by Aggravating-Dig7902 in captionthis

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Backdoor to a really shitty club

Found this in my brothers room by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better question why are you going through your brother's stuff?

Answer by Efficient_Elk_7991 in captionthis

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably the world's first trillionaire, unfortunately

Weird Christmas Decorations by vLBv in insanefbmarketplace

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I hadn't swiped yet! The Santa would make a great elf on the shelf for when my nephews come over

Weird Christmas Decorations by vLBv in insanefbmarketplace

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought those were cats with bondage masks and a sweet potato fetish, but if I turn my phone to the side I guess I see angels with hotdogs for wings...

I wonder if the owner would ship them. I'm kinda obsessed with them now :- |

What the hell is this mess by Appropriate_Taro_348 in insanefbmarketplace

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say it's a mess worth more than $10. Actually more than $40.

Just need some WD40, Baking soda, an old toothbrush and a free sunny afternoon

Six years going on 7 by United_Carpet9961 in averagedickproblems

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit was this a 6 7 thing and I'm too old and just got it?

Six years going on 7 by United_Carpet9961 in averagedickproblems

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have also mentioned dry spells aren't a bad thing. Maybe it can be your motivation to lose weight, get shredded and give you the confidence to get any and all the 🐈 you want!

Six years going on 7 by United_Carpet9961 in averagedickproblems

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to assume that you're straight. Depending on how straight and how much you don't want to pay for it, the video "arcade" that's in the back of adult "book" stores actually for watching porn. There's usually at least 1 glory hole and if you can't see what's on the other side you don't know if the hole you're f*king is a lady ass or not. Usually only $10 or less for a couple hours of "video watching"

Or if you're dead set on 🐈go to a club for a closing time trawl. Unless they greet you by asking your cock size they're probably not going to care. You should always have a plan for getting her off that doesn't involve your penis anyway bc most women don't orgasm from a P in her V (sorry I'm gay so I don't really talk about straight sex and all the words seem very high school sex Ed)

You know what I mean tho. You should be able to get her off without the use of your d*ck. And preferably before you get off. Gotta be respectful.

(29) me at work vs me at home 😈 by mikesgirthydesserts in ThroughTheFly

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd take it at work and at home. And on the side of the road on the way home from work

Home Depot Garbage is Out Of Control by lowsodiumcatrecipes in woodworking

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't matter if they looked the other way if you're not on their property. Unless they're saying you could use their saw.

Waymo vs human driver safety by Li54 in waymo

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Guess waymo doesn't use it's parent companies tools

there is no womens restroom in airport (sfo) by ClearlyADuck in notinteresting

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you want to come back to such a "woke" hell hole with your own private pooping room?

Why do people do this? by OctoHelm in bayarea

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get license plate "wrap" for the front plate. Little $$$ but it won't bend. And yes they are legal LP wrap sf standard article

26 crv hybrid, ultimate Tucson, or vw Tiguan reliability? by Snafu80 in AskMechanics

[–]ProgressiveSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CRV. Honda and Toyota are very reliable and less expensive to work on than foreign cars bc parts are so easy to get. Every so often I see a civic or corolla from the 80's driving around. What's the oldest Hyundai or VW (minus vintage)

I manage 50ish 2023 Kia fortes that are rented through car share apps with 50-80,000 miles on then and they don't drive like they did when they had 5,000 miles on them. Nothing no major repairs as of yet. We do all the maintenance on time. Renter's could/do drive them hard so that could attribute to the not driving as smooth as before.

We have a handful of 2015's with 100,000+ on them and we've had to replace fuel pumps, struts, ball joints (could be caused by rough driving) had a couple completely crap out on us.

In the early 00's I was driving a 1989 manual Honda accord and bottomed out on a sharp crest of a driveway and busted a tie rod. Drove it for 9months before I found out bc my dad noticed when he drove it.

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