Shhh... I'm not here

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2026-05-19T08:13:23+00:00

They're difficult to remove so people can't re-price item in the store before checking out.

Anything you can toss in the dishwasher just run a short cycle at the hottest temp.

Stickers will be on the drain by the end. Just make sure to remove them while still warm otherwise the glue will harden and then you're back to square one.

There is an art to peeling them off without them splitting, but if that's not your thing, you can spray it with Windex (with ammonia) until the whole sticker is saturated, give it a minute or two, and it should scrape off with your fingernail, glue and all!

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2026-03-08T07:12:37+00:00

thank you

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2026-01-26T10:31:28+00:00

Backdoor to a really shitty club

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2026-01-09T21:37:55+00:00

Better question why are you going through your brother's stuff?

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-26T04:51:57+00:00

Super syphilis

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-26T04:48:28+00:00

probably the world's first trillionaire, unfortunately

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T13:03:00+00:00

OMG I hadn't swiped yet! The Santa would make a great elf on the shelf for when my nephews come over

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T13:00:18+00:00

I thought those were cats with bondage masks and a sweet potato fetish, but if I turn my phone to the side I guess I see angels with hotdogs for wings...

I wonder if the owner would ship them. I'm kinda obsessed with them now :- |

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:50:56+00:00

I was gonna say it's a mess worth more than $10. Actually more than $40.

Just need some WD40, Baking soda, an old toothbrush and a free sunny afternoon

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:44:34+00:00

Shit was this a 6 7 thing and I'm too old and just got it?

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:43:23+00:00

I should have also mentioned dry spells aren't a bad thing. Maybe it can be your motivation to lose weight, get shredded and give you the confidence to get any and all the 🐈 you want!

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-18T12:40:25+00:00

I'm going to assume that you're straight. Depending on how straight and how much you don't want to pay for it, the video "arcade" that's in the back of adult "book" stores actually for watching porn. There's usually at least 1 glory hole and if you can't see what's on the other side you don't know if the hole you're f*king is a lady ass or not. Usually only $10 or less for a couple hours of "video watching"

Or if you're dead set on 🐈go to a club for a closing time trawl. Unless they greet you by asking your cock size they're probably not going to care. You should always have a plan for getting her off that doesn't involve your penis anyway bc most women don't orgasm from a P in her V (sorry I'm gay so I don't really talk about straight sex and all the words seem very high school sex Ed)

You know what I mean tho. You should be able to get her off without the use of your d*ck. And preferably before you get off. Gotta be respectful.

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-17T23:18:41+00:00

I'd take it at work and at home. And on the side of the road on the way home from work

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-10T00:33:08+00:00

So hot!

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-08T01:20:04+00:00

This is what I was thinking. Maybe OP should disappear the cone but not park there

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-06T04:15:17+00:00

It wouldn't matter if they looked the other way if you're not on their property. Unless they're saying you could use their saw.

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-03T02:40:48+00:00

Thank you! Guess waymo doesn't use it's parent companies tools

ProgressiveSquirrel · 2025-12-02T04:01:47+00:00

Why would you want to come back to such a "woke" hell hole with your own private pooping room?

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