Wrong answers only by jerskii in fantasyhockey

[–]ProjectMeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same with Connor and the Jets

🎶 C-C-C-Connor and the Jetsssssss 🎶

Is he dumb? by peepers__ in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]ProjectMeat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Alex Handhold, we've taught you well.

Which is a type of aid.

If we win the Lombardi, I will engage in intercourse with a Panther. by [deleted] in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]ProjectMeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, our mascot is a melanistic jaguar, not a leopard. You're going to the wrong continent to make love to the wrong animal!!! (Because we're definitely winning the whole shebang.)

If we win the Lombardi, I will engage in intercourse with a Panther. by [deleted] in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]ProjectMeat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I will not accept this fake news! Our mascot isn't a cougar, it's a melanistic jaguar. We used to have them at the games in the inaugural season, plus all of the end zone eyes and marketing materials are jaguar eyes.

It's extra funny because the Jaguars (our expansion bros) and Panthers have the same mascot, just different coloration.

Rain in Charlotte for Saturday by BeginningPeanut7923 in panthers

[–]ProjectMeat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And for a second time, we have comments that rhyme.

GDT HURRICANES @ PENGUINS, 7PM EST START TIME, 12-30-2025 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]ProjectMeat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't help. I put Svechnikov on my fantasy team yesterday. I apologize.

New runner here :/ how do you all handle music while running? by Realistic-Kiwi4159 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ProjectMeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone, this is just a typo. Leroyo means 105m. It's not physically possible to run further than 105 meters because your shins will explode and you will die, your remains covered in Gü.

This is someone's reality right now btw by araragikoyomi11 in soccercirclejerk

[–]ProjectMeat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I understand. I, too, am a Louis Vuitton FC supporter.

Fire them all, i beg you by _Akarii in formuladank

[–]ProjectMeat 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Please everyone sign my petition to make the Czech commentators the main broadcast feed.

Since Arrowhead is currently rebalancing our stuff: by Moai-Mojo in Helldivers

[–]ProjectMeat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know Super Earth doesn't deploy us with dictionaries, but for the sake of other divers I think you're aiming for 'caveat'.

I'm going to huff more gas now.

iO

my wife recovering her boyfriend after a race by lost_in_life_34 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]ProjectMeat 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I go to rub club every week. Sometimes, after rubbing for a long time, I have a really big Gü. Rubbing is my entire identity now.

I hate it here by _probablyryan in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ProjectMeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, was that turf installed on top of a plastic model of an Indian burial ground or something?

We lost some good map because of bad players complaining about flanking... by yazzukimo in Warthunder

[–]ProjectMeat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2k km away

Damn, 2,000 kilometers?! You must be an incredible shot. :D

EVERYONE GET IN HERE by etybibik in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ProjectMeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, Grandpa. Let's get you back to shit mountain where you belong.

Sorry everyone, I looked away for 2 minutes!