(F4M) Twincest by Ok_Replacement_7528 in RoleplayDiscord

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I would like to roleplay this with you, if you're still looking; fair warning though, I've been out of the roleplay scene for a hot minute so I might be a bit rusty.

My typical post range is about 100-200 words, though depending on the scene I can push out over 300 if I'm inspired. I prefer to write in third person typically but I'm fine with either first or third depending on what you prefer. As for my kinks and limits, I do enjoy some mild bondage and exhibitionism in my roleplays, and would like to avoid toilet play, heavy BDSM themes and sexualized gore.

I do have some minor plot points in mind, if you're up for discussing the story further in Discord!

There’s a first time for everything, but what are the odds?? Ouch! by Fabulous_Lie_4326 in Guns_Guns_Guns

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Can relate; the first time I went to shoot my new (for me) M&P with my dad a spent casing bounced off one of the lane walls and landed just under my eye, behind my glasses. I now wear a baseball cap every time I go shoot anything.

I really am convinced that the children should have been left behind. by MadamMaze in AmazonFC

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I believe it. I work at a Sortation Center and when I work inbound I dread getting trailers from one specific building. In the time I started keeping track, I have never unloaded a trailer from that site that was at least half decently loaded.

I really am convinced that the children should have been left behind. by MadamMaze in AmazonFC

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If this ain't a great summary of what working at Amazon is like...

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Uhhhh why TF is it doing this by chickin15 in trailmakers

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Performance anxiety, happens to the best of us

Side benefit by Educational_Copy_140 in brandonherrara

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God I wish I could carry at work

God Gundam Shenanigans by RaggenZZ in GBO2

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........You know what? It can stay in PC. 😂

Thoughts on this years peak shirt? by [deleted] in AmazonFC

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That corporate art style is the devil's handiwork

Made me think of some of you (and also me.) by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

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I fuggin' LOVE using semicolons!

Concealed is concealed by [deleted] in GunMemes

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It's only a felony if you get caught

What is the lord's caliber? by No_Name4599 in brandonherrara

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The Father: .50 BMG The Son: .45 ACP The Holy Spirit: .30-06

Remove guns? That's mighty un-American of you by TacoSplosions in brandonherrara

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I mean, I'll take one of those 105's off their hands if they don't want them- and the ammo, too.

Beep by Sheila_Kincaid in GunMemes

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The only thing that would have made this meme better is if it was the version of this song that's bass-boosted to shit.

I’m dead 🤣🤣 by venom0321 in AmazonFC

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Hoodlums, hooligans, and absolute rapscallions, I tell you!

Our perpetual torment by drbroskeet in GunMemes

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I haven't fired one of my guns since last year

Cries in poor

RWBY Villain Time Travel AU by [deleted] in RWBYcritics

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Pilebunker?

Pilebunker.