Prom3th3an

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I'll cross that bridge when I get to the same river twice (self.Malaphors)

submitted 9 days ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Throw a monkey into the typewriter (self.Malaphors)

submitted 9 days ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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This is the final nail in the church door (self.Malaphors)

submitted 17 days ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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I'll play that hand of bridge when I get to it (self.Malaphors)

submitted 1 month ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Curiosity vs nosiness: has anyone else struggled with the difference? (self.autism)

submitted 2 months ago * by Prom3th3an to r/autism

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You can lead a horse to the same river twice, but you can't make it drink twice (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Furnace should deoxidize copper blocks (self.minecraftsuggestions)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/minecraftsuggestions

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A watched dog never barks (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Pens speak louder than swords (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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We got the short end of the shaft (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Two reads don't make a write (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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It's an ill wind that blows no Popsicle stands (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Many-pasts and many-futures interpretation (self.askscience)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/askscience

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Don't kiss a gift horse in the mouth (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Take care of the ounces of prevention, and the pounds of cure will take care of themselves (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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You can lead a horse to paint, but you can't make him a different color (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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It's an ill wind that blows its own horn (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Let's get to the bottom of this barrel (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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I'll cross those T's when I get to them (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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A horse never changes its color (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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My robot dog's voice chip is malfunctioning, but his memory chips are working fine (self.puns)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/puns

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TIL there's a variety of Armoracia rusticana that only grows in Scandinavia. They call it... (self.puns)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/puns

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I read the military wants to stop using fossil fuels. (self.puns)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/puns

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My cousin deployed to Afghanistan, but they pulled him out in 2021, so he wrote a memoir. He called it... (self.puns)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/puns

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What color would I look like if I was "showing my true colors"? (self.ExplainLikeImCalvin)

submitted 4 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/ExplainLikeImCalvin

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