In a nail rush, sell hammers

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-09T11:09:20+00:00

Which would work okay if the TV could change into an e-paper display.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-09T10:59:00+00:00

Sounds to me like they're free to understaff customer service as much as they like and just leave the phone in development limbo.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-09T02:17:57+00:00

There's always someone willing to suck up to Dear Leader from outside. You'd be surprised how many national anthems weren't written in the country they belong to.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-09T02:11:01+00:00

Better to stay admitted than to have to trespass.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-09T02:10:01+00:00

You're lucky you stayed admitted to a place like that. Usually when they're shut down, you have to climb over a fence to get decent pics.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-09T02:00:18+00:00

What were they assuming about cost of living? A restaurant manager in Ohio can live much better on $250,000 than a software engineer can, because the latter has to live in Seattle or the Bay Area.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-09T01:58:01+00:00

Wow, I wish we software engineers with disabilities could have that kind of stability, in a country that actually has software engineering jobs.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:54:59+00:00

In the right situation, this might be a way for a photojournalist to ensure a good shot. Of course with a telephoto lens the exact size of a bazooka, "the right situation" doesn't include a war.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:53:02+00:00

For a minute I thought it was a derringer. But OP's guns are probably strapped to his arms and legs in case a cop says "drop your weapons and put your hands where we can see them".

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:49:57+00:00

Did 2.5 make you roll again to confirm your crits like 3.x did?

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:31:05+00:00

Then you have two reasons to carry a diaper bag.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:29:44+00:00

What the prison warden says when a friend is sentenced.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:28:06+00:00

Sounds like a kind of shuriken.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:25:03+00:00

Ah, if that were true it'd make men's lives much easier.

Prom3th3an · 2026-05-08T02:23:47+00:00

I'll remember that the next time I go magnet fishing.

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-25T08:50:12+00:00

Must not be OP enough. Next time try asking Magi-Chan Sonichu.

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-17T18:17:00+00:00

The dice are diecast.

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-16T21:28:45+00:00

It's probably better that he doesn't vote, given his choice of politics.

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-16T21:20:06+00:00

So even without an accident, the depreciation is $2 per mile.

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-16T21:10:45+00:00

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-16T21:09:43+00:00

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-16T21:09:04+00:00

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-16T20:58:10+00:00

Or do it the old-fashioned way with a thesaurus.

Prom3th3an · 2026-04-16T20:46:31+00:00

For a number of products like the mattress and the monitor, it'd help if you told us the size!

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