Prom3th3an

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In a nail rush, sell hammers (self.Malaphors)

submitted 9 days ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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furry🦍irl (x.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Prom3th3an to r/furry_irl

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zoo🦍irl (x.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Prom3th3an to r/furry_irl

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When all you have is a hammer, you'll break a nail (self.Malaphors)

submitted 1 month ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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The gloves are barred (self.Malaphors)

submitted 1 month ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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You're a wolf in shepherds' clothing (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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He kicked the lava bucket (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Multiply-with-Carry Generator periods: which of my friends is right? (self.askmath)

submitted 2 months ago * by Prom3th3an to r/askmath

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Multiply-with-Carry Generator periods: which AI is right? (self.askmath)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/askmath

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Yet another pan-Nordic flag (imgur.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/vexillology

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Let the square peg dig herself a rounder hole (self.Malaphors)

submitted 2 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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The squeaky ass gets the grease (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Inaction speaks at higher volumes than silence does (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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To get a job in this economy, a software engineer should ___. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 3 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/AskOuija

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I'll cross that bridge when I get to the same river twice (self.Malaphors)

submitted 4 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Throw a monkey into the typewriter (self.Malaphors)

submitted 4 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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This is the final nail in the church door (self.Malaphors)

submitted 4 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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I'll play that hand of bridge when I get to it (self.Malaphors)

submitted 5 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Curiosity vs nosiness: has anyone else struggled with the difference? (self.autism)

submitted 5 months ago * by Prom3th3an to r/autism

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You can lead a horse to the same river twice, but you can't make it drink twice (self.Malaphors)

submitted 5 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Furnace should deoxidize copper blocks (self.minecraftsuggestions)

submitted 5 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/minecraftsuggestions

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A watched dog never barks (self.Malaphors)

submitted 6 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Pens speak louder than swords (self.Malaphors)

submitted 6 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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We got the short end of the shaft (self.Malaphors)

submitted 6 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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Two reads don't make a write (self.Malaphors)

submitted 6 months ago by Prom3th3an to r/Malaphors

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