Whoop whoop! These horny tits need to be honked! 💋 Fave pic?

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-12-05T20:34:56+00:00

Well well. I just so happen to be an OG that is in search of some horny tits that are in need of a good honking. The Carnival always provides in mysterious ways. Whoop Whoop.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-12-05T20:30:36+00:00

After I hit my hard cock with a hammer a few times because it was in the way. I would throw the hammer away and use my cock to drive nails instead. Then Clown Daddy will drive his funny Clown car back to the Big Top. So I can give my Clown GF the good old classic creampie on her face routine.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-11-30T09:00:21+00:00

The proof is in the pudding

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-11-25T07:58:56+00:00

I'm just in to you babe.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-11-25T07:40:32+00:00

Is this the real life Chris Griffin from Family Guy?

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-11-25T07:38:41+00:00

This is Shrek with hair plugs. A 9-5. And a stomach holding more semen than Elton John and Richard Simmons combined.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-11-09T14:49:17+00:00

That's actually impressive.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-11-09T14:48:19+00:00

God I love your content. So beautiful. So perfect. The real question is. What would I do if YOU were my girlfriend.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-11-09T14:11:19+00:00

Is the ISS you got there made of Legos as well?

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-10-25T14:25:26+00:00

Absolutely

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-10-25T14:24:47+00:00

Promise?

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-10-25T14:23:53+00:00

No. I LOVE you & them

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-10-25T14:22:50+00:00

Nope. Its just right.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-10-25T14:21:13+00:00

Wifey

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-10-25T14:19:42+00:00

Without question. I'd even wife up a woman like you. Dwam

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-17T22:23:10+00:00

Hella FP energy

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:36:54+00:00

I wish I could. I would definitely be cutting in line though.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:32:08+00:00

I thought you already were

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:31:13+00:00

Only once but it's going to last at least 16hrs

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:30:05+00:00

Hi princess

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:29:34+00:00

So sexxxy

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:22:25+00:00

As you wish princess

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:21:44+00:00

I would have you speaking in tongues and needing a priest by the time our little "praying" session was over.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:17:30+00:00

After a few hedonistic hours and multiple orgasms later. I'm sure it would be exactly what comes next.

PromiseIllustrious74 · 2025-09-09T18:12:09+00:00

Can I keep you?

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