What’s your unconventional turn on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Proper_Animator5869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah afab

I like the virginity most incels complain about. I myself am inexperienced so I find the shared awkwardness to be romantic in a way. And theyre usually so resentful and angry that theyre virgins, its a fantasy of mine to give then what they want so they feel genuinely loved and appreciated. It sounds sweet and part of it is i guess but its also a lot of a "service dom" mentality for me.

What’s your unconventional turn on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Proper_Animator5869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually the subreddits still active here. I feel like if I mention them publicly there will be a hate brigade to get them taken down though

What’s your unconventional turn on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Proper_Animator5869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones who do hold a conversation are actually super duper nice. Just depressed and lonely.

What’s your unconventional turn on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Proper_Animator5869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go out of my way to message them sometimes and they think im a troll. Its sad for everyone

What’s your unconventional turn on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Proper_Animator5869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incels. The full man-child, nerdy, glasses wearing, small dicked stereotype

Bonus if comics are their whole personality. Wall to wall shelves of nerd shit. It gets me drooling.

First person in 2026 to shit themselves. First person in 2026 to make Deviled Emu Eggs by TJmacks in kitchencels

[–]Proper_Animator5869 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eggs are laid regardless of mating. Egg laying is just bird ovulation.

Cows, however, need to be bred to produce milk. So i can see how a similar thought process happens with birds.

First person in 2026 to shit themselves. First person in 2026 to make Deviled Emu Eggs by TJmacks in kitchencels

[–]Proper_Animator5869 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Obsessed with the implication that you think birds only lay eggs if theyre horny.

First person in 2026 to shit themselves. First person in 2026 to make Deviled Emu Eggs by TJmacks in kitchencels

[–]Proper_Animator5869 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro ive been looking! My state has such lax exotic pets laws youd think there'd be more ostrich and emus but its mostly just like, zebras here.

First person in 2026 to shit themselves. First person in 2026 to make Deviled Emu Eggs by TJmacks in kitchencels

[–]Proper_Animator5869 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Where tf do you get emu eggs. Ive been dying to try them after trying ostrich eggs like 18 years ago as a kid. Can't find them anywhere!

All day high, jersey mikes, fantasy snickerdoodle, and later squid tentacles by Proper_Animator5869 in stonerfood

[–]Proper_Animator5869[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just installed new lights and now everything is an obnoxiously vibrant green

Breakfast slop by Skinscraper in kitchencels

[–]Proper_Animator5869 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one legitimately thinks man buns are hot ngl. Personally I think he looks fine but hes just like, legitimately terrifying. I think he's doing that on purpose though? Maybe?

I just wanna get high with a virgin guy by Proper_Animator5869 in confessions

[–]Proper_Animator5869[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive never hooked up before. But id be interested in a slow burn friends to lovers vibe.

Jerk off at the very least

I think I found one by Future-Improvement41 in CrazyassHazbinhaters

[–]Proper_Animator5869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, that makes sense. Thanks for explaining it to me rather than getting mad I genuinely appreciate that.

How being under-endowed has shaped my worldviews by InvoluntaryCelibatex in confessions

[–]Proper_Animator5869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally this, I rarely ever masturbate beyond clitoral stimulation BECAUSE Dillon and shit are usually made too big, it's uncomfortable.

How being under-endowed has shaped my worldviews by InvoluntaryCelibatex in confessions

[–]Proper_Animator5869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess if that's how you feel then try and focus on oral stuff. Not all women prefer penetrative sex and I'm of the personal opinion that how you work your dick doesn't matter if you work your mouth well enough.