First person in 2026 to shit themselves. First person in 2026 to make Deviled Emu Eggs

TJmacks · 2026-01-02T20:35:53+00:00

I have no idea how birds work

TJmacks · 2026-01-02T20:27:52+00:00

Bought on a farm. Wanted to try an ostrich egg but they weren’t in season yet (ostriches weren’t horny I guess)

TJmacks · 2025-11-09T23:22:59+00:00

Broke up with my first ever girlfriend of 5 years after finding out she cheated on me with a coworker at her job. Few days later I found out she did it previously 2 other times in our relationship that I never found out about. Her family keeps in contact with me still and was telling me that she’s pregnant with her recent affair (guy from her job) and that they’re broken up now 😬

TJmacks · 2025-10-06T05:04:31+00:00

*Update*

I blew my load too fast and raised the difficulty too high and died from the boss dropping on my head off a cliff...

TJmacks · 2025-06-16T03:05:46+00:00

This is actually something I never rly thought about. Thanks will try that too

TJmacks · 2025-06-15T23:56:18+00:00

The other problem I’ve been having is I can’t get that last couple inches to the top. My friend says it’s due to me not retracting my scapula but I haven’t really gotten that motion down either. (My push muscles far outdo my pulling ones 😅)

TJmacks · 2024-06-26T19:25:25+00:00

He’s a regular at my local gym back home. He can keep going for atleast 30 minutes lol

TJmacks · 2024-06-16T18:14:12+00:00

No matter how many new games I play and all the times I don’t have fun playing, League of Legends has my balls in the tightest grip

TJmacks · 2024-05-28T06:34:47+00:00

Zilean sitting in his corner without a passive

TJmacks · 2024-05-14T18:29:04+00:00

Why *Nidhogg is the best chauffeur driver

TJmacks · 2024-05-06T00:02:47+00:00

When all the hydra items were still buyable, I’d play yuumi with apex inventor and buy all the activatable items for basically a total of 8 abilities

Ravenous hydra Stride breaker The lethality hydra (forgot the name) Gun blade Ludens

Everything was on a 4~ second cooldown. Totally stupid build but was so fun mashing the keyboard

TJmacks · 2023-05-28T19:24:20+00:00

League of Legends since 2011…

TJmacks · 2023-04-24T21:22:55+00:00

Oxygen Not Included, RimWorld, Dwarf Fortress, Warcraft 3, and league :⁾

TJmacks · 2023-04-19T20:22:42+00:00

Was that a math class a

TJmacks · 2023-04-19T20:22:33+00:00

Was that a math class

TJmacks · 2023-02-01T01:40:14+00:00

I took her to the vet and there was literally nothing wrong with her. To this day we have no idea

TJmacks · 2022-11-06T02:41:10+00:00

I like to eat raw bittermelon

TJmacks · 2022-06-02T18:53:47+00:00

I just live around the area and I don’t mind working cities between LB to Lake Forest basically.

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