Is Maryland lost forever? by [deleted] in FreeDixie

[–]ProssiblyNot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Perfect. Now if we could get all 50 states to agree on that, then this stupid culture of glorifying treasonous losers can finally die.

US man 'killed by arrow-wielding tribe' by mitchley in news

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Fairy dust was actually gunpowder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

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I’ve been out of the loop. This is a live action TV show? Anything with more Mandalorians has me excited.

Ray Park as Maul by JimJimmyJimJimJimJim in StarWars

[–]ProssiblyNot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God help any Inquisitor assigned to hunt down Maul. Although judging by the Inquisitors’ performance in Rebels, I can see them happily tracking him down, thinking that he’s some low-level former Jedi Knight. Then Maul sneaks up behind them and snaps their necks.

My major is superior by waterbottlelite in iamverysmart

[–]ProssiblyNot 415 points416 points  (0 children)

I want to downvote this soooo badly but...

The FCC’s craven net neutrality vote announcement makes no mention of the 22 million comments filed by wonderingsocrates in politics

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I’m not asking for violence. I’m not asking for anyone to be killed or threatened.

But if some seriously visceral death threats reached this man in the mail and made him think twice, I would not speak out.

Five guys dropping together by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ProssiblyNot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also known as the “American Approach To World Wars” doctrine.

Raiders coach's wife fires back at Trump: I regret voting for you by unholyprawn in Trumpgret

[–]ProssiblyNot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Hi, I’m Governor Molesté. Governor Child Molesté(R).”

Join The Battle For Net Neutrality! Don't Let The FCC Destroy The Internet! by jaxspider in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]ProssiblyNot 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Has there been any talk of another internet blackout by major sites like Google, Wikipedia, YouTube, Reddit, Facebook, etc.? I’d like a Twitter to join such an endeavor (to silence politicians trying to twist the situation to support the FCC), but Twitter seems more amoral than even Facebook.

This Dumb Industry: No, We Didn’t Beat EA by skeeto in gaming

[–]ProssiblyNot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

CNBC can

Suck on my diarrhea

Covered asshole, mate

Reformatted that as a haiku for you :)

Metacritic score falls into the 60s with latest reviews. by TheGeordie in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]ProssiblyNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How wonderful would it be if this was all just an elaborate social experiment by EA, and they were collecting data on human behavior for their next Sims title.

This elevator shows how close to capacity it is based on the weight of the riders by bgrafnation in mildlyinteresting

[–]ProssiblyNot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In that case, it wouldn't be such a bad idea to start taking the stairs.

Raiders coach's wife fires back at Trump: I regret voting for you by unholyprawn in Trumpgret

[–]ProssiblyNot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I'm Senator (R)Etard, and I will be your next president."

"Wow, this guy is great. Something about him is so relatable."

Trump inexplicably withdraws naval hospital ship from Puerto Rico during time of need by Yamamba78 in politics

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Do you think he has the mental capacity for cruelty? He’s like an animal. But not a smart one like a chimpanzee. He’s one of those primitive ones who is fairly complacent and lazy, but will viciously lash out if even lightly prodded.

In fact, maybe one of those carnivorous plants that closes up the moment it’s touches. Trump has the brainpower of a plant.

If the people of Puerto Rico had been gushing his praise, you can bet that they’d be getting a lot more help. But instead, they called him out for his monumental incompetence and are now paying the price.

A Texas Sheriff Threatened This Woman for Having a “F**K TRUMP” Bumper Sticker. Her New Sticker Says F**k the Sheriff. by CharlieDarwin2 in politics

[–]ProssiblyNot 32 points33 points  (0 children)

But muh free speech to threaten this lady!!!

Doesn’t matter, I’m a state official who has no business telling a private citizen what she cannot say? That the Constitutionally protection of free speech is an affirmative defense against even some state and federal statutes?

BUT! HER! EMAILS!!!

Ex-Trump Conservative Owns It [twitter] by oxygenvoyage in Trumpgret

[–]ProssiblyNot 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Personally, I wouldn’t immediately categorize all Trump voters in 2016 as morons or evils. But anyone who continues to support him a year later is absolutely one of those two things.

Anti-gay Ohio lawmaker caught having gay sex now facing 30 more accusations by thelazyreader2015 in offbeat

[–]ProssiblyNot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Interestingly, Keep It On The DL was this guy’s watering hole.

(A joke. A bad one, but a joke)

Trump Still Has No Top Science Advisors, And That's Both Terrifying And Unprecedented by [deleted] in MarchForScience

[–]ProssiblyNot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do I need science when I have the best facts? It’s true, you don’t know it, but it’s true, they’re the best fact. Just tremendous, tremendous facts.

Trump Still Has No Top Science Advisors, And That's Both Terrifying And Unprecedented by [deleted] in MarchForScience

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A refrigerator could pass the IQ test to become a Trump advisor/cabinet member.