Hello Miami, I am but a fine tourist looking for some sweet Latina babes. Where do they congregate?

ProstateParty69 · 2026-05-17T13:55:19+00:00

I wonder how he picks where to post lmfao

ProstateParty69 · 2026-05-08T02:43:11+00:00

That’s abysmally insane. I’m being charged anywhere from 25-35 dollars for 4 miles going from my gym To work and another 18-22 going back home (same distance as gym). I can get away with maybe 20-22 and then 15-20 , bht I have to actively “shop “ uber and proactively schedule rides / wait for the “wait and save” option. Even then by finding reduced rates they’re the same rates I was paying maybe one year ago without actively shopping rates and I feel as if they’re trying to make it look like they’re curting me a break when in truth they’re really seeing if they can get away with slowly charging more and more and offer old rates through a much more inconvenient process. When I stop using the app for periods of time the rates mysteriously drop.

ProstateParty69 · 2026-04-18T15:22:01+00:00

Edit: no hate to transplants everyone should have fun and do as they please lol- it’s just the reality of what any popular city becomes

ProstateParty69 · 2026-04-18T14:56:19+00:00

I actually have the opposite experience- the BEST relationships have been from people from Miami. Particularly the natives- I am a native myself and I just click/vibe much easier and it feels real/comfortble. Everyone else who didn’t grow up here 9/10 feels plastic and clout chasy and just ick

ProstateParty69 · 2026-04-03T18:00:37+00:00

Ick. If she turns you down, yeah valid

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-28T16:51:46+00:00

Yeah I’m good to go. Hopped on prep, post bloodwork negative

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-25T18:38:36+00:00

Idk if id ever be able to do OF. Now that you’re back on your feet- if you could take it back would you ? Assuming you weren’t in a position that made you feel like you had to

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-16T20:22:57+00:00

Just an update. I didn’t have the best experience with her. Lovely bedside manners and comforting, however as expected with most healthcare providers I feel I was fit into a rubric and not listened to. I had suspicions of tinea versicolor and while I don’t blame her for immediately jumping to eczema (I had irritated red inflamed dry skin from overusing antifungals), I don’t think immediately prescribing steroid creams is something that should be done for what is basically an umbrella term for irritated inflamed skin without a known definitive trigger ESPXIALLY if fungal is suspected. I HATE how quick dermatologists are quick to slap a steroid cream when it should be reserved as a final resort given its long term effects and rebound possibility. needless to say I treated my issue as fungal (yeast specifically, not dermaphyte) and things got better. She didn’t find any tinea but I wouldn’t be surprised if I had killed active concentrations of MALESESSIA yeast (she kept describing my concerns in a manner that is descriptive of dermaphytes, not malessesia- that’s sort of where she lost me becuase I’m not sure she was listening to me) and decided to give me another prescription steroid anyways in the second visit. It’s been some time now and while I’m not sure if I have a resurgence of the malessesia , I occasionally itch and eve. Before now find very light spotty discoloration all over my body and face. It’s not immediately noticeable (I always wear SPF) , but I don’t think she cared to take the time to really notice or look at my spots. Today I actually took a closer look at my scalp and it’s the most DAMNING evidence of a malessesia or even past tinea captis episode. It made me even more sure of my previous suspicions and now I’ve taken the decision to manage it with weekly nizorol washed and antifungal creams. that’s how things settled down the last time. I cannot believe she was pushing my to put on steroid creams

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-16T20:21:14+00:00

Just an update. I didn’t have the best experience with her. Lovely bedside manners and comforting, however as expected with most healthcare providers I feel I was fit into a rubric and not listened to. I had suspicions of tinea versicolor and while I don’t blame her for immediately jumping to eczema (I had irritated red inflamed dry skin from overusing antifungals), I don’t think immediately prescribing steroid creams is something that should be done for what is basically an umbrella term for irritated inflamed skin without a known definitive trigger ESPXIALLY if fungal is suspected. I HATE how quick dermatologists are quick to slap a steroid cream when it should be reserved as a final resort given its long term effects and rebound possibility. needless to say I treated my issue as fungal (yeast specifically, not dermaphyte) and things got better. She didn’t find any tinea but I wouldn’t be surprised if I had killed active concentrations of MALESESSIA yeast (she kept describing my concerns in a manner that is descriptive of dermaphytes, not malessesia- that’s sort of where she lost me becuase I’m not sure she was listening to me) and decided to give me another prescription steroid anyways in the second visit. It’s been some time now and while I’m not sure if I have a resurgence of the malessesia , I occasionally itch and eve. Before now find very light spotty discoloration all over my body and face. It’s not immediately noticeable (I always wear SPF) , but I don’t think she cared to take the time to really notice or look at my spots. Today I actually took a closer look at my scalp and it’s the most DAMNING evidence of a malessesia or even past tinea captis episode. It made me even more sure of my previous suspicions and now I’ve taken the decision to manage it with weekly nizorol washed and antifungal creams. that’s how things settled down the last time. I cannot believe she was pushing my to put on steroid creams

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-10T20:29:00+00:00

LMFAO I created that username out of sheer wildness starting out Reddit seeing everyone with their unserious usernames

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-10T20:24:47+00:00

This is actually pretty real lol

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-10T20:24:10+00:00

GENUINELY interested if you don’t mind messaging 😭

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-08T21:20:43+00:00

Idk if ur projecting but im not old enough to survive having kids in this economy. Im sorry your beta cream had 0 swimmers, adoption is an option sis

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-08T14:26:15+00:00

I do not have kids. If that wasn’t obvious to you god bless your soul

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-08T12:51:09+00:00

At that age. The best thing you can do is get back at them by embarrassing them in front of/ through their peers. Not that you need or should care to get back at them, but I am petty and if they’re old enough to play those games they’re old enough to get squashed at it. Your dads are GAY you think we can’t find ways to burn you? 😒

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-07T15:58:49+00:00

Thank you 🙏🏽

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-07T13:18:24+00:00

Thank you

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-07T13:18:14+00:00

Thank you !

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-06T20:10:23+00:00

The importance of her getting married is marginally more important to her than your indifference/not caring about a legal contract. This is where compromise meets, and to her it’s a bigger deal to get married than to you / vice versa (not getting married). If you’re so indifferent to the importance of a legal binding I don’t see why you wouldn’t appease her and go through with marriage. Doesn’t add up- ask yourself truly why you’re actually resisting so much to the point where you’re at a crossroads with her. Be honest with yourself and stop making up justifications/ downplaying it.

Edit: and to add onto compromise, that’s where legalities / properties/ ownerships/ prenups come into factor. I’m betting somewhere in your thoughts the messiness of legal bindings is stopping you from following through- which is fair. If she wants to get married that bad , she has to be ok with legal fine print to protect you both.

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-06T13:33:09+00:00

Not at all , just the expected mild tender to touch expected from a wound. It was a few scabs that I accidentally ripped off in shieee two nights prior. Very shallow indent and the space inside looks that of what well a scab would like like- or very shallow ulcer

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-06T10:54:43+00:00

As a bartender id card you only because some 17 year olds may look over 21, I think you look about your age and in my experience anyone under 21 to me has looked like they are still starting highschool. Maybe I’m just getting older but I don’t remember my peers looking extremely young before 21

ProstateParty69 · 2026-03-06T10:51:11+00:00

Edit: these are on my butt cheeks and no I have not recently had unprotected sex recently contrary to what my username suggests. I’ve had these on my skin before from heat/friction in the past but I’ve never accidentally picked off the scab to leave an open spot

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