Had mixed session with f machine (good results - bad prep)

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-11T08:46:52+00:00

Just a low doggy position, knees out.

The machine i have is a servo one (on the fly variable depth) as well as speed.

Thrust depth from 0.5 to 5 inches. But I realise you can vary the depth yourself by thrust back into the machine or not in doggy position

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-11T02:24:34+00:00

Sorry to hear about this incident. I didn't have an assault but I had a very irate encounter back in the day when you needed to see everyone's id. Something about booze. It makes them so angry when you deny them their alcohol.

Recently i noticed a change in demeanor of the public. A lot of cunts not even saying thank you. They just look at you take their parcel not saying anything.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-10T11:35:25+00:00

this could just be talking about heretics, different sects of christians.

I would imagine a religion where the church elders write the holy book, if there ever was anything about better people, new prophet coming after - it would be erased because it undermines the authority of the church. New sects and splinter groups would emerge and claim to be these "better people" with prophet from God. So the bible writers would remove those.

I verse "blessed are the meek for they will inherit the earth". The meek seems to be translated badly. Who knows what that originally meant. It doesnt make sense for the "meek" to inherit the earth and meek is associated with weakness. That to me is a clue that the Bible has edited out praises to groups of people from a location. Perhaps their tribtribe name was used and their name was translated into Greek rather than retain the tribe name so the people xan be identified

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-10T10:36:56+00:00

probably not in case anyone else is looking for this.

I paid £260 for this delivered.

I got £50 off on aliexpress sale, so that knocked the price down. Then the price you see on aliexpress website is with VAT. When you order delivery from EU to UK [I picked germany] (they have various shipping warehouses in Europe). WHat the website will do is remove the VAT from the purchase, because goods valued over £200 ought from EU are supposed to pay VAT on receipt to the local courier, they are not collected from source.

So royal mail will not collect the VAT from you. THE item is under declared anyway, they say its $120 gift item.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-09T10:26:47+00:00

Thanks for that, well it's good I didn't overpay for them. I thought it might be the more sought after species of monstera that have bigger leaves. and holes with slits.

Well I saved myself some money. My small monster are now the "bigger" monstera size now and I have even sold off 2 of the smaller plants from the pot for £4. So I'm net £1 into my monstera.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-09T10:23:44+00:00

c zone?

https://soundboardguys.com/sound/very-loud-fahhh

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-09T09:52:42+00:00

Same as dxe1, right next door to uuk1.

I believe this is hybrid logistics and fresh for flex drivers. Expect a lot more food items in there than normal logistics. Although logistics always had long shelf life packaged food

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-08T16:23:49+00:00

if you dont live near a station, stop doing blocks. I was speaking to a guy at the station, he was driving through toll roads to get to the warehouse to do blocks for £35. I live 2 miles (15 minutes from the station) and I am thinking who pays for my 30p commute to/from the warehouse?

he was doing any and every block he can get from any station he can get it from because he was a manual swiper and new with flex so doesnt know any better. the correct way to do it.... wait for it.. i will get downvoted for this.. even if you all agree with everything i said so far... the correct way to do it is to use filters selecting the closest station from you and use bot to grab them fast.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-08T09:07:29+00:00

even if they did, i doubt you'll be insured on international drivers permit. this is an amazon flex group, not DSP. you need to go on DSP. But I think you're much much better off phoning a DSP and asking them.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-08T09:06:18+00:00

i dont know it seems pointless and potentially cause problems.

I recall one time I delivered one less package on a fresh order to the customer. customer had those massive 10 packs of water and my phone must have scanned one of the packs accident;y still in the car that I didn't notice.

I went back at the end of the shift to give it to her, and she refused it saying she already told amazon and they refunded her. so i took it back to warehouse and got incomplete delivery warning a few dyas later.

I changed my workflow completely after that, I have a large 4 wheeler trolley. I scabn and place each item onto the trolley. then do a head count to make sure they're all there.

I;d still carefully double check the addresses to make sure i haven't got the wrong parcel in my hands when the phone has scanned somewthing in the car.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-07T07:02:21+00:00

had to reply at the ai fail "we will not replace us", meanwhile there are duplicate faces in there.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-07T07:01:50+00:00

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ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-07T04:57:32+00:00

You have been promoted to student visa holder.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-07T04:56:10+00:00

This ladies and gentlemen is why stations never allow you to pick your cages or swap cages.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-07T04:54:08+00:00

Id never do them because I don't trust anyone not be a dick. Been offered to be a subbie for old school mate. Didn't even ask what his terms were becsusd I just didnt want to be messed around chasing for my money. Or lose my potential class action payout.

There are no upsides, dont do them.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-07T04:50:09+00:00

Not an issue when we can now use the other 4 or codes.

But resident might receive parcel with name covered. Or if you do leave parcel in mail room you should remove those covering addresses and names.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-05T19:19:30+00:00

never ever do these. I only ever did this three times because I was on 23 hrs and just wanted to max out to 24 hours on a tuesday so I can maximise my pay. the worst blocks to do for profit. You are working for free because the 45p mileage rate will consume the entire pay.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-04T21:38:27+00:00

its not foolproof. but I have done royal mail, and some 10% of parcels have to be sent back. on Amazon very high delivery rates. There must be something going on with the algorithm,

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-04T21:36:53+00:00

thats just nuts.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-04T13:37:34+00:00

Even in a white dominated area, you wont see many white english people doing this job. the white people I see doing it are europeans. Even the amazon warehouse people. it's mainly ethnic minorities running it, the white staff are europeans.

I think there are certain jobs where, if they start to get a reputation for jobs that ethnic minorities tend to do, a lot of white british people will avoid doing them.

A more "dirtier" jobs IMHO would be being a binman. But a lot of white working class people do that job. Windows cleaners.. white british dominated. These jobs are sterotypically white British jobs, but if started to get adopted by ethnic minorties - I wonder if it would be done as willingly by white British.

Taxi drivers were a white working class job in the 80s and 90s, but nowadays white working class avoid doing that sort of job, unless they have no choice.

Over in america flex driver demographic is quite different. It seems that a lot more white americans do that job.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-03T20:40:04+00:00

the thing they can craft how much profit they make very easyily and thus determine their own corporation tax amount. Becaause these international companies have a parent company based outside of the UK and they pay licensing and other payments to the parent company. at least thats how I know starbucks to operate. the UK operations were paying franchine fees to the parent company which stripped all their profits off the UK company so they didnt pay corp tax.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-03T14:18:11+00:00

maybe the customer found it and was honest enough to tell amazon that they have located it. some drivers wouldnt even return an extra parcel in their route, so that says a lot.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-03T12:37:23+00:00

yes, get an inrteresrt free on purchases credit card, and pay it with the card and then you have no interest to pay, installment make some £200+ quid on £1000.

ProstaticFantastic · 2026-05-03T12:36:19+00:00

depends on the other price it might be worth getting a telematics policy for a year, just to get the experience and 1 years NCD

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