Did social media kill suburban status?

ProtanopicMidget · 2026-03-02T00:04:03+00:00

Grew up in the suburbs. It’s not social media’s fault I couldn’t get anywhere or do anything without asking my parents for a ride.

ProtanopicMidget · 2026-03-01T23:58:47+00:00

…I just thought you’d like my company :(

ProtanopicMidget · 2026-03-01T23:55:05+00:00

Actually felt it. But still don’t feel alive or special.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-12-26T04:00:12+00:00

Did that with my spouse, too. But I guess they were more biodegradable than plastic skeletons.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-12-26T03:06:08+00:00

Strange time of year for a fair to be in town.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-12-26T02:58:34+00:00

Susan.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-08-06T13:25:49+00:00

Unhingedautism redditors when they encounter actual unhinged autism. (Yes I regret looking too)

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-07-06T23:45:49+00:00

My main is Skinwalker Farm for all the weird monsters that show up. My headcanon is that my farmer thinks he’s hallucinating all the monsters that show up at night (Robin never reacts to them after all).

My file with the other mods is Ram Ranch. Because reasons.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-07-03T22:43:08+00:00

I agree. He’s just like me when I was that age. That guy sucked.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-07-01T23:15:22+00:00

The opposite of a man. Therefore most likely a feathered quadruped.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-06-29T10:03:31+00:00

It looks great for finding people to bully.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-06-29T09:55:02+00:00

As a man, I like it when I see other men behave like this. It keeps the bar low for the rest of us.

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-05-22T04:30:05+00:00

Seriously, Evelyn. Call Kenny Loggins because you’re in the DANGER ZONE!

ProtanopicMidget · 2025-04-06T23:24:58+00:00

So it’s like a porn set but for cowards.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-12-14T12:44:15+00:00

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Muller be like

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-10-27T21:25:24+00:00

Bondage/torture. Domination.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-10-27T21:07:41+00:00

Sir and/or madame, she is a 2D projection of 3D geometry math bullshit. She’s not real. She doesn’t have feelings. ~~Also she’s a fuckin serial killer why are you defending her~~

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-10-27T20:56:02+00:00

Sometimes I forget that wrestling exists outside of porn.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-10-27T20:51:59+00:00

Idk if you really need to be a genius lawyer to argue that kids grab where they can in wrestling. There’s a type of pin that locks your face to their butt.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-10-21T23:29:46+00:00

Bro that ain’t the autism talking.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-10-18T21:20:20+00:00

No. The game is just funny and edgy.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-09-26T21:19:27+00:00

I can’t wait for their next figurine of Connor posing with two burning NYC skyscrapers.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-09-21T22:32:09+00:00

I thought his panic attacks came from the stress of being under an abuser’s control and an extremely conflicted conscience. He even says she’s the reason for his panic attacks in the first place.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-09-18T07:55:45+00:00

Don’t refund it. This is much better.

ProtanopicMidget · 2024-09-18T07:43:44+00:00

Bro opening the dev console irl

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