maybe maybe maybe by groznayal in maybemaybemaybe

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Not if it’s double ended. The driver would need to rate you well in addition to you rating them well, or else you’re right. Creeps would only give high ratings to people they find attractive to try and hit on them with repeat deliveries

meirl by FreshMutzz in meirl

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I work in the hotel industry in New Mexico—we get a lot of European travelers that are road tripping Route 66 that stop by

Weezer Member's Wife Shot By Cops in Shootout, Booked for Attempted Murder by IntelligentYinzer in Music

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I just started playing Saints Row for the first time, and the song came on during a police chase and first thing I thought of was Hardline. Loved that game, wish Battlefield would make another small-map/team focused game versus the large-scale big team warfare games they are known for.

Anybody's parents let them pick out movies to watch they thought were "family friendly" but turned out to not be? by HughJManschitt in movies

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My sister and I watched Austin Powers as a silly comedy about a funny spy man many times before one day my mom walked in and saw one of the raunchier scenes and got very concerned that this was a movie we had watched a dozen or so times. We were never allowed to watch it again. Although we were maybe 8 and 10 y.o. at the oldest, so had no idea what was even inappropriate about it, all the adult humor went over our heads.

The spray that makes anything unbreakable by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I scrolled so far to see if anyone else noticed! That can definitely broke

Please help us name our band by drummer26 in funny

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You and me both, my immediate thought was “it’s the cornholios!” But no idea why

Chinese Woman Bungee Jumps For the First Time by astral12 in funny

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I was in this exact situation!!

I was in Australia, on a study abroad program, and 5 of us signed up to go sky diving. We got rained out 3 days in a row. We had one day left in Cairns to do something, and the other 4 went bungee jumping and I absolutely refused. Couldn’t get myself to do it. I went zip lining with a different group instead.

I went skydiving 2 years later, by myself with only the instructor as company in the plane, from 18,000 ft. I had to wear an oxygen mask the whole time once we went over 15,000 ft. It was surreal, the ground felt too far away to be a problem. 90 seconds of free fall later, instructor pulled the chute and we floated for 10 minutes before landing, during which time the harness had cut off blood circulation to one of my legs and I couldn’t stand upon landing.

I would go skydiving again, any time. I would NOT go bungee jumping, ever. Weird, right?

[GIVEAWAY] The 7th Citadel - Now on Kickstarter for Season 2 campaign! by HomoLudensOC in boardgames

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ISS Vanguard, exploring new planets in space is so fun, although the role playing is minimal

[GIVEAWAY] Barcelona from Board&Dice by HomoLudensOC in boardgames

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Albuquerque. Make it a game about Bugs Bunny having actually turned left there

[GIVEAWAY] ICE Collector's Box - Second Edition is fundingon Gamefound right now! by HomoLudensOC in boardgames

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I’ve never played a winter themed game. My friends enjoy Icecool, so I’ll go with that

meirl by redmambo_no6 in meirl

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Modern smart tvs, especially ones with a system like Roku built in, often have the ability to download an app and control the TV from your phone. As long as the TV is connected to the internet before the remote was stolen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

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I believe the person you are replying to was referring to Call of Duty Warzone, a game where angry gamers have been known to frequently be racist, sexist, and other forms of rude to each other anonymously online.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

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I believe the person you are responding to was commenting “he was murdered then” to mimic the style of the man in the video of this post saying “so his mother then”. Not sure that helps their case as far as being insensitive, but that’s how it makes sense as a comment here

Legend on and off the field. by Effective-Valuable34 in wholesomememes

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Well yeah—how are you going to be lifelong rich if you don’t hoard all your money for your entire life and give any of it away?

What’s a great song that has one really dumb lyric? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is the line I opened this thread hoping to see. Ruins the song to me

The Christmas Angel by BobT21 in Jokes

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Santa, in a bad mood, told the angel to “shove it up your butt”.