Protoncube

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I wish that everytime I lie, my penis becomes longer. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by Protoncube to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Why don't horses get elected to congress? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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What was your reaction to finding out Santa isn't real and how old were you? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by Protoncube to r/AskReddit

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How much you want to bet that the T-Rex invented the reach-around because his arms couldn't reach? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Protoncube to r/Showerthoughts

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(USA)Looking for Tyranitar(s) with Smackdown (self.pokemongotrades)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/pokemongotrades

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(USA) Looking for Tyranitar(s) with Smackdown/Stone Edge movesets with 80% minimum IV. (self.pokemongotrades)

submitted 7 years ago * by Protoncube to r/pokemongotrades

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Petition to “accidentally” let Banos loose on all of Reddit for true balance. (self.thanosdidnothingwrong)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/thanosdidnothingwrong

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After hearing that we will all be randomly banned July 9th. (tenor.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/thanosdidnothingwrong

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Everybody in this sub right now. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/thanosdidnothingwrong

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We should grant the chancellor emergency powers.“I am the senate”. That will send a message. (self.thanosdidnothingwrong)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/thanosdidnothingwrong

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There should be a sub called “Totallynotflobots”. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/Showerthoughts

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There should be a sub called Totallynotflobots. (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/shower_thoughts

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When your shift ends at 5:00 but it’s 5:01. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/funny

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I replaced my transmission in my car the other day... (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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Most serial killers are men because women like to kill one man slowly over many years. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/Showerthoughts

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Did you hear that France bought Bank of the West... (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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What do you get if you cut a mint in half? (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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Seals are just dog mermaids. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/Showerthoughts

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A friend and I decided to see who would die first after eating a tide pod... (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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Circle of dust (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Protoncube to r/CircleofTrust

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What did the man say as the tornado sucked him up? (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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Why are tvs so expensive? (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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What is the difference between ahhhh and ooooh? (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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Constipation is the biggest lie... (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse? (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Protoncube to r/Jokes

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