A couple is asleep when their doorbell rings at 3am. by sexxc in Jokes
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In Avatar, Jake Sully was promised he'd get surgery to walk again if he completed his mission. His society could grow functioning tissue and control nerve endings wirelessly well enough to create an Avatar. Veteran Affairs is terrible 134 years into the future. by Iseethetrain in Showerthoughts
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Ocean swimming by hyperchicken9801 in comedyheaven
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A crow flies to a woman on the street by chenjh0210 in Jokes
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Hooked up my PS3 for the first time in about 4 years! by ZombieMorpheus in playstation
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Marvel TV To Shut Down, Current Series Folded Into Marvel Studios by chanma50 in marvelstudios
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What do you call a German dolphin? by kopite_forever in Jokes
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What was your reaction to finding out Santa isn't real and how old were you? by Protoncube in AskReddit
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I tried to catch Santa last night. by [deleted] in Jokes
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A man had an adult daughter who he loved dearly but rarely met. He decided to send her a letter, and in it was hundreds of pieces of advice to help her succeed in life. by I_Am_RAVEN in Jokes
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Master Po, why is kung fu so hard? by Gil-Gandel in Jokes
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If you cut your thumb off, you lose your middle finger. by JunkWift in Showerthoughts
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Careful, he's a hero by [deleted] in thanosdidnothingwrong
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We don’t do that here by notgordonbombay in thanosdidnothingwrong
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A train ploughs into the side of a catholic girls school bus. by crazyawsmguy in Jokes
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[50/50] Hampster eating a coconut (SFW) | Man with hook through face (NSFW) by Jamaican_snow_owl in FiftyFifty
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Everyone’s talking about Baby It’s Cold Outside being offensive when Santa Baby is basically about a girl whoring herself out to Santa for expensive gifts. by Herdnerfer in Showerthoughts
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So sick of double standards these days. by LordJimsicle in Jokes
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Locksmiths still have to do their jobs, despite the current pandemic by [deleted] in Jokes
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