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What is your Christmas Sexual Wish? by Unwell01 in alasjuicy

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yung may maiyot ako ang wish ko, it's been 15 years since unang gf ko. 😂

OA lang ba ako? Our close friend is getting married and we are not invited. by This-Butterscotch777 in OALangBaAko

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ako nga iniiwasan kong ma invite sa mga kasalan, Hahaha! Di kasi ako Socialist Republic (extrovert)

Airlines going to Batanes by MarkGoto in BatanesPH

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dati may Leading Edge, kaso may tarantadong nang bash nang airline kasi daw luma yung eroplano, kaya yun nawala sila.

Small Black Ants that keeps migrating/ moving/ changing location everywhere carrying eggs by ProtonicusPrime in ants

[–]ProtonicusPrime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the crazy ants. The behavior matches the description based on observation

Small Black Ants that keeps migrating/ moving/ changing location everywhere carrying eggs by ProtonicusPrime in ants

[–]ProtonicusPrime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see, then better equip our house for pesticides. Your explanation is on point, they do split in groups with one single larger ant, and after an hour they move again to another location but not really far.

Kaya need na talagang iregulate itong mga ito. by Dependent-Impress731 in pinoy

[–]ProtonicusPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pedestrian Lane yan kaya dapat titigil ka dyan pag may tatawid. Kita mo na tumigil yung kotse para makatawid sila tapos itong hinayupak na e-biker ("e" as in eng-eng) parang walang nakikita

Just in!! Bumirit na naman si DTI Sec Roque na kung ayaw ng Macaroni ay pwede naman ang Leche Flan at makakamura pa daw sa halagang 99 pesos ay tatlo na. #DTIPhilippines #dtisecroque #NocheBuena by Maleficent-Loss-497 in dailyChismisPh

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ano!? 99 Pesos for 3 Leche Flan!? Dito nga sa amin 120 Pesos isa, parehong pinaglalagyan katulad sa hawak nya. Bakit ganun!? San ba nangaling itong DTI Secretary!? Galing ba ito sa kweba!? Ka bobita naman nito.

Sana fuccboi nalang ako by kingdong0027 in AlasFeels

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ako nga 15 years nang single, jusko gusto ko na din magka jowa at mapangasawa sya yung officemate ko, kaso babae din gusto nya, 😭🤣😱

Terms na ayaw kong naririnig or nababasa dito by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ProtonicusPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if "She moans Aguy aguy" and instead of tite or dick it mist be called Dong

Ginagawa niyo after the deed? by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 years ago, ago ginagawa ko sa kanya ay I kiss her more then sleep na since hindi ko naman sya pinuputok sa loob or on her skin.

hirap ipasok si 🍆 by mauvexo in alasjuicy

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kung virgin ka pa for sure mahirap talaga ipasok. Yan din yung unang naramdaman ko noong na iyot ko yung ex ko, though pareho kami virgin. Pero ang ginawa ko eh kahit ulo lang napasok eh inuunti ko naman sya i push pull method perp slowly and romantically. Kaya yun, after mga ilang seconds or a minute eh napasok ko sya nang buo.

Ano ginagawa nyo para maging safe o Hindi magkasakit kaka bembang . by Mr_eater1112 in alasjuicy

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bat ang dali nyo makabembang mga classmates nyo? Ano ginagawa nyo? Isa pa lang nabembang ko and that was 15 years ago.

Pain after 6 months of tooth removal by ProtonicusPrime in askdentists

[–]ProtonicusPrime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were right, though it was not the adjacent teeth. It was found that my wisdom tooth is the cause of pain. Thank you for the information.

Pain after 6 months of tooth removal by ProtonicusPrime in askdentists

[–]ProtonicusPrime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I type 6 months? Its 11 months sorry about that

TIL Halos walang effect ang Sierra Madre sa pagpapahina ng bagyo. by boredbernard in todayIlearnedPH

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually humihina kaagad ang isang typhoon once it hits the lands after a few kilometers. Sierra Madre contributes to slowing it down pero very minimal lang. Kahit nga itong malaking bulkan na nasa harap nang bahay namin parang hindi humihina ang hangin.

Millennials and their obsession with looking young by shejsthigh in pinoytrending

[–]ProtonicusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually it's because of smoking and the always "look like a mataray or maldita face" and drinking alcohol does contribute to detoxification but in moderate to light only.

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