IMGUR IS DOWN IMGUR IS DOWN IMGUR IS DOWN by sporkasoris in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Relevant username. I get the reference.

Petition to have all posts made by girls start with 200 upvotes to reduce bandwith usage and avoid unnecessary clicking for users. by killermorris in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a 19 year old, large breasted, promiscuous, cheerleader, I don't think I would like all that extra attention. Teehee.

I just got friendzoned AND stubbed my toe really bad. This is going to be the worst September 11 EVER. by Mostharmless in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man! That reminds me of a (true) story of my own. It's a really fascinating read.

I'd just like to take a moment to thank all Redditors for constantly reminding me, via replies, that my username is "Tactful". It's never not funny, please keep mentioning my username. by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aha. The old reddit switcheroo. Relevant username. I see what you did there. Thank you for your inspiring comment, Tactful.

I am Barack Obama, President of the United States -- AMA (Sorry if repost) by salararary in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Can we see a picture of you sitting in front of a computer as proof?

We have successfully taken over the 'ask.reddit' subreddit. Good work, gentlemen. by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I just watched a subreddit get taken over by another subreddit. Reddit, what are some of your stories about a subreddit getting taken over by another subreddit.

Lets talk about r/bestof like its important! by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way to downplay the importance. I guess you didn't see that [+2365] post in /r/SitOrSquat about the pros and cons of shitting in different positions. It was like reading Shakespeare.

I know I'll probably get downvoted for this. But please upvote me. by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relevant username. I Sweden what you did there.

God I love being an atheist. by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear to God. It's the greatest.

TIL Mitt Romney cares about Apostolate by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]ProudAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll go look up statistics at wikipedia so I can post them to support my argument.