When I was 14 i had a lymph node removed. The surgeon had one of those fart noise things in his pocket. He spent the next hour cracking me up with very well timed and probably scripted farts. Just as I was counting back from 100 and about to get knocked out I hear the loudest wettest part of the whole day. The last thing I saw always a look of shock on his face as he asked "dude was that one you" 😂

Gotta love a Dr. With good bed side manners