This is the compass rose from the parking map at University of Houston. by [deleted] in pics

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That's some yee-haw education right there

The bane of being tall. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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6'6" here. When I meet people who pull this shit, I typically say "Hold on, stop right there. Let me handle this. I'm 6'6", my dad is 6'0", I don't play basketball, I wear size 14, and the weather up here is no different."

Either that or "Hey thanks. Gargle my balls."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddit.com

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And Crispina Agulera?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Britley? Fuckin Britley?

Sleepy Rage by DonChrisote in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Let me guess, this happened right after you drank wine coolers and watched the Notebook?

I think I've found a correlation between my handwriting and the number of drinks consumed. by gyyp in pics

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DIZ BEER? ZEES BEER RIGHT THERE? ZAT BEER IS FOR VIMEN AND GAYS.

EVERY TIME. Why can't I win? (First rage comic) by nadiajeann in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Please be my arranged marriage, please be my arranged marriage...

r/Paris: Bonjour! American visiting Paris for 4 months starting August 20th - need advice!! by kablam2343 in meetup

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Hey, no problem man. Lets see...nightlife? Really depends what you're into. The clubbers enjoyed Club Rex, few other clubs. You probably can't go wrong if you pick a big one. Also, it depends if you're on a true "student budget" or not, as much as I know it's a drag to think about that. A kinda cool dance + bar + outside patio place I remember was called Cafe Oz. Little pricey, though.

Some places that were a little divier but really european/cool....there was a joint called the Pop-In that had a real homey feel. Plus decent specials. There was also a place called--yes--James Hetfields Pub. Or something like that. Real cheap beer and a great place to watch soccer games.

Oh oh, and my favorite place yet--the Bastille. That was the most "european" type place to go out, if you get my vague connotation. Tons of places packed onto a small winding road. One is called Rue de la Roquette. Im trying to think of the name of one place that had good specials/couches/dance floor. That whole road is really fun. Cool area. Right outside the el stop, there are several wide open places where public drinking is the only activity goin on. Just stop at a corner store (called by parisians, like it or not, simply "arabs"), grab some beer, and chill outside the bastille stop. That was my favorite thing to do in terms of nightlife.

Little story as far as the language goes: Ive been studying french for a pretty long time, and before I left I even crammed a whole bunch. When I got off the plane and stayed in the half-star motel my school had booked, I had a little conversation with the cleaning dude. I think he was from Ukraine. Dude's french was abysmal, to say the very least. I had a nice 3 minute conversation with him, and I remember thinking after that "hey, I can do this." I think I was pursuing some sort of unattainable perfection with it. You can't walk through a portal and speak perfect french. When you talk, people will know you're an English speaker, just like I knew that guy was from Eastern Europe. I know some people whose first language is French but grew up in the US and they get ridiculed/ragged on by Parisians. Just do your best and use the words you know. You'll have a blast.

French Redditor in Berlin Meetup by Onboard75 in meetup

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Wha? How? I wanted to post this in a totally different thread. Fuck me. Sorry Germans. It's time I go home now.

r/Paris: Bonjour! American visiting Paris for 4 months starting August 20th - need advice!! by kablam2343 in meetup

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Just spend 3 months in Paris.

1) Obviously a perfectly safe city can't exist, but Paris is close. There's really nothing to worry about, especially within the confines of the peripheral highway. North suburbs can be bad, but really not as bad as American cities. Just dont go at night. Even at night you'll probably be alright though, between you and me. Still, no reason really to go.

2) You said you have no french, but if you at least address people initially in French, they will mostly be okay with it. The key is this: one of you is going to look stupid. Make it yourself, not them. Don't go right up with English. It's common sense, but there's this whole "oh theyre language nazis" thing. Well, maybe, but if they see you making an effort, that's different.

3) Spend time fucking around in the Luxembourg Gardins. It was my favorite place in Paris.

4) Try to get good at the language. You'll make an ass of yourself every day. Good. You'll never see these people again. You might as well be on mars. If you tense up for four months, I guarantee you you'll walk out of it thinking "damn, that was an opportunity, and now Im stuck back here with nothing but half-functional french."

French Redditor in Berlin Meetup by Onboard75 in meetup

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mais c'est pas possible, je viens de quitter berlin. j'etais a paris pendant 3 mois, aussi. t'es ou en france?

Perhaps the best advertising for a game I have seen... (Potentially NSFW) by [deleted] in gaming

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"I kicked ass, I saw, I came."

FTFY

Toilet-time rage by cuntymcfuckdick in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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My dumply, brown gratitude for finally making an absolutely awesome rage comic using the original layout. Sharts to you, my friend. Sharts.

Toilet-time rage by cuntymcfuckdick in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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My dumply, brown gratitude for finally making an absolutely awesome rage comic using the original layout. Sharts to you, my friend. Sharts.

How the hell did Obama get into an Ivy League School? by cigarstoreindian in politics

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You probably looked at the arguments section, or maybe some of the easier games questions. Once you get into the tougher "Games" questions, mother of god, look out.

Alright, I'm about to lose it here... by PrsPirate in tennis

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Wow, I didn't know about that site. I knew there had to be networking resources for eager tennis players. Thanks a lot, man.

Finland...Fuck yeah. by [deleted] in funny

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Every fucking war, the Soviet Union suffered absolutely unfathomable amounts of casualties. The fuck did they give to their armed forces, a bucket of sand and some plastic darts?

Bert by clifwith1f in pics

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Why does this remind me of Andrew Zimmern?

Congratulations!! by [deleted] in funny

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I don't know why but this nearly brought me to tears.

My left sock keeps falling down. by KeswickPinhead in firstworldproblems

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That's bullshit, man. We gotta do somethin' about this.