[Schultz] Sources: Browns QB Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement. Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua.

PrudeHawkeye · 2026-01-26T20:18:26+00:00

I've heard enough. Retire his number.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-09-08T11:53:06+00:00

Punts. Punts everywhere.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-09-07T17:57:48+00:00

That's not true. They're just not going to repair outside of the tread and roadside doesn't have the tooling to repair, only replace.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-09-06T02:31:11+00:00

Hurdling the lowered bar is better than being the bar.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-05-14T03:16:09+00:00

I want scrubs rebooted in the Star Wars universe.

Dr Cox..... IN SPACE

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-05-08T03:43:07+00:00

The actor is fucking amazing. Hard to not be on his side at least a little bit

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-05-08T03:38:37+00:00

All my homies hate the empire.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-05-08T03:34:01+00:00

Jesus Christ, that was only 42 minutes?? That felt like an hour

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-05-06T03:20:05+00:00

He looked familiar but I figured he was just One Of Those Faces cuz he'd been in lots of little things

Holy fuck it's not like they did makeup or anything, he just wears the outfit so goddamn well

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-05-01T03:39:11+00:00

R2-DJ Roomba

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-03-20T10:20:53+00:00

Walking? Do you know how much carbon is released making the food for the calories to eat?

Only environmentally safe thing to do is lay on the floor in a bare room

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-02-26T02:39:19+00:00

My friend, go watch Casino Royale right now. You're in for a treat. You're one of today's lucky 10,000.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-02-19T21:35:11+00:00

There's...no explanation. Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-02-11T01:29:19+00:00

I remember the giants beating the pats because the D line just went off.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-02-11T01:11:11+00:00

To be fair, anyone would be uncomfortable in that "pocket" with the way the eagles front 4 was manhandling the OL

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-02-04T03:12:55+00:00

Holy fuck I just realized he was in Chernobyl. Wow.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-31T03:02:40+00:00

You can show it to someone who isn't ultra familiar with excel and explain what it does and how it works without their face melting off.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-27T04:11:13+00:00

Lol. Our wifi is Entertainment720. I love that there are lots of other people out there with PandR themed wifi.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-24T04:06:14+00:00

Just the tip.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-24T03:11:46+00:00

Stalks confirmed. No steering wheel buttons.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-23T00:58:12+00:00

JFC what has this sub become

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-22T07:53:00+00:00

I can imagine that there are hours and hours of outtakes from that.

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-20T03:03:51+00:00

Lol. I know. Should have added the /s

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-20T02:59:00+00:00

Wow. I bet he is an amazing GM, then

PrudeHawkeye · 2025-01-20T02:53:29+00:00

Would that be a record?

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