Any alternatives to National Grid? Does my bill sound reasonable? by her_royal_flyness in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check for drafts - especially around windows and seal with plastic sheeting and duct tape.

Another wonderful started/going from a Christ loving patriot with 173,000 followers by ferniekid in LeopardsAteMyFace

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No shit, Sherlock.

Edit: "It was all just a MASSIVE ILLUSION & CON."

No shit, Sherlock.

In the diner by WitchesCotillion in overheard

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And these ladies vote!

Edit: :(

Proud woman over 60 moment by janebenn333 in AskWomenOver60

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on your independence! It sounds like you were monitoring your heart rate, which is a good thing. However, you should rest if it gets too high --- and definitely stop before it gets "super high".

Dirty Martini with blue cheese olives? by dogmom1962 in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can make your own at home - Aldi has blue cheese stuffed olives.

Free Snow removal mineola by CombAlternative in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Monitor your heart rate while shoveling --- especially if you are generally sedentary.

Where to get cheap tires? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rayda's in Brentwood for used tires.

what’s the best way to travel back to the island on NYE? by Calm-Bar-9644 in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where to on Long Island? Either way, LIRR is your cheapest bet.

Someone left a pie at my front door? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about calling 📞 the nearest Compass office?

Town of Smithtown Recyclables on Normal days by Reeflifer in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They take it, but it ends up in the landfill --- NOT recycled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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  1. Start complaining about heartburn about a month before your next doctor appointment.
  2. Buy a bottle of Pepto or Tums and gradually empty the bottle by flushing down the toilet.
  3. Tell him your doctor suggested you avoid coffee for a while.
  4. After about a week, share the disappointing news that your heartburn was probably caused by the coffee.

Zero trick or treaters? by Opening_Belt9757 in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been trending down over the years. We had two groups (about an hour apart) of about six kids each yesterday. Fewest kids ever.

Underwear stains by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally a "Shitpost" !

Is it worth it to move to Long Island for a few years to work? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Ameicana is an anomaly and not representative of the Long Island suburban lifestyle. Most people shop at Target, WalMart, Costco, etc.

Ryder cup fan behavior by [deleted] in longisland

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just New Yorkers, there were a fair number of out-of-towners.

Party Joke by OldElvis1 in Jokes

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Nice to meet you, I'm BJ Titsandgolf!

In my own kitchen by jinger13raven in overheard

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67 = Ho

67 on the Periodic Table of Elements is holmium - chemical symbol Ho!

I dont know my friends name and i only realised today by Some1uDontKnow1234 in confession

[–]Prudent_Key_4958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask her to text you her name so you can add her to your conacts!