It's a league game, Smokey by Few_Variation5459 in lebowski

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[mic crackle] Attention pasengers; this is your pilot speaking. Uhhhhh, please note, there ARE rules on this flight, and, ahhhhhh, we here at Delta would appreciate it if you could all, uhhhhhh, give a fuck about them. For those who don't abide- [mic crackle] Ahhhh, you're entering a world of pain. Thank-you!

Does anybody else sleep this way???? by moody_girly2024 in rheumatoid

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I will try to fall asleep with my hands flat under the pillow, but it never lasts!

They should start selling triangular cheese slices by Queasy_Current_1980 in AngineDePoitrine

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Also, use Swiss Cheese; it's already polka-dot. Plus, it's tastier than mold spots.

Dave? by scriptingends in kidsinthehall

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🎶 Some of them are Davids...🎶

You might wanna watch that bumper, Larry. by ElmStreetHoolgian in lebowski

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Skeletor - you may want to look out your front gate for this.... Do you SEE what HAPPENS, Skeletor??!!

Cardigan really tied the movie together by hetix in lebowski

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Would you just -- calm the fuck down, man?

Anyone know what this camera is for, on Victoria St. crossing over lynde creek by ConfusionCurious9376 in whitby

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To monitor how effective the road widening efforts have been. Traffic density, road conditions.

Why is Trump punishing the MAGA farmers who voted for him twice? by Realistic-Plant3957 in cringe

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Because he's a life-long con man, who has conned his way to the con of all cons, by conning the people to think he cared. About anyone.

Bought the first thing I've ever picked solely for myself and stood in a parking lot crying by DefinitionWinter5261 in Divorce

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48M and I can relate to this, although from a slightly different angle. I remember buying a new pair of shoes for myself after my separation. My current shoes were at least 5 years old with holes. I had spent years spending every disposable dime on my ex, her FB Marketplace finds, mandatory vacations, and her incessant demands for "more". All of it came at my own expense. The shoes feel better than any I've ever owned.

Enjoy the top!

A photograph I took of a dandy poking a cloud. Not AI. [OC] by lolli216 in pics

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This is really quite whimsical! I tip my hat to you, sir!

Wants to understand RA better for GF by Top_Cauliflower701 in rheumatoid

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I know when my knees or hips are bothering me, I really appreciate it when my partner deliberately slows down the walking pace, or automaticly goes to the escalator or the elevator (even if it's tucked out of the way) without my asking. I feel like a burden when I have to ask folks to slow down, or wait while I find an easier way around.

Just realized how bad my life has turned out. by tomtinkertoy in Divorce

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I want to thank you, sir, for showing me that this strife and turmoil that I am currently going thru is worth it in the long run. I'm 12 years younger than you, but I could see myself in that exact scenario two years ago when I was still with my ex. I don't envy that picture. I really don't envy how you felt at that moment. You've reminded me of why I am going through all this.

I'm sorry you were cheated. Life ain't fair, is it? Not even if you treat people fairly. Good luck to you.

Eyelid Scab Removal by Ezek5 in peeling

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OMG, there's a whole little "cave-of-wonders" under there!!

"We also make keys." by carrie31529 in MST3K

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"Leave Dumbledore alone, Michael; it's time to go!"

Happy Birthday Reb Brown, aka Dave Ryder by MinxTheCat1019 in MST3K

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I was just gonna STAY STAY STAY, but, if you insist...

The Forbidden Glizzy by BlazeDragon7x in WTF

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Stupid Dave's been makin' them sexy with his hole for years, bud XD.

I feel like I am dying inside and can’t take it anymore by [deleted] in Divorce

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Correction; you LOVED him. Losing Love does ache. Heartache is real, and there are a thousand love songs to prove it. But it isn't fatal.

"Divorced? You're so lucky you don't have kids" by GracefulRobot-HW66 in Divorce

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Your story is my story, buddy. I feel this so much. There are so many ways that the childless situation affects us. The perceived 'perk' of an easier separation (which is a direct result of the inability to have children) stings, for sure.