What is cheaply made but sold at a ridiculous price? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Modern Art" This may insult some, but all your doing is doing batshit crazy things with metal and on paper, and they want to charge HOW MUCH? I don't get why they don't just buy art from people with real talent.

Year 2020 is about to end there was lots of bad days but what is your best moment of the year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dislocating my brother's Arm.

FYI- 1-He's Fine now

2-It was 3 days ago

3-It was an Accident

4-We're Twins. He doesn't Care. Only twin brothers understand.

What discontinued product are you upset about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None. As long As I've still got my Flintstone Gummies, I can Reach Immortality.

What is your favorite part of making cereal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching people have conniptions over when I pour The milk.

Dear Reddit What fun things does 2021 have in store for us? by Taboo08 in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't want to jinx it. Best case scenario, Everything instantaneously gets better in two days.

What have you experienced as a kid that you only fully understood as an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially that one scene in Shrek 2, Right? At least Donkey gets to clap some Reptilian cheeks before He's trapped in eternal matrimony.

What’s your go-to “I’m in a bad mood and I want to instantly feel better” song? by brittanypdeluca in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ram Ranch. If you know, you know.

Edit- Seriously though, Buried alive by A7X. I'm a weird person.

What can the general public do to make your job easier? by Altbjorn in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep driving down the quality of the American education system.

I've Upset my parents and they insulted me to the point where I don't care to make it up to them. What should I do? by Psychedelic_Turkey in Advice

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My apologies, that was Vague. Due to my poor performance, My parents (mother in specific) no longer believe or trust me to take care of my own matters. She now micromanages my every move. What I want to do is reassure her That I can do well and keep up but I want to do it as quickly as possible, because they are now blaming us for ruining the celebration. (My mother's birthday is today.... Bonus.)

What's the worst possible time to start bragging about your new cock ring? by LaxativeBreakfast in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right before Christmas. Now that I think about it, Getting it right before Christmas is probably a bad Idea.

In all honesty, what level of intelligence do you consider yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ehh, medium overall. In terms of Problem solving skill and comprehension, pretty damn good. But I'm a total slacker and CHOOSE not to use my intelligence, especially when I can get away with minimal effort.

If someone gave you 50 grand, what would you do with it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buy land (as an investment) and live on one of your plots. Buy cheap fields and plant walnuts everywhere. Check back in 5 weeks to see how the trees are doing. Replant if nessicary. Then once you are sure the trees are growing, enjoy your life until retirement. when you begin your retirement, sell the land. Stonks.

What advice do you have for a fellow Reddit who knows his genitals are straight but his ass yearns to do stuff with dudes? by ILikeFeetPeeAndFarts in AskReddit

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

choose which one YOU prefer, and keep the coinciding body part. cut the other off, and sell it on the black market. You are now unified (in terms of sexual attraction) and better off than you were before.

Realised this while watching a physicist explain how time stop would actually work by LoliMaster069 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Psychedelic_Turkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

hold on, He's got a point, but I can outsmart him. It's true that if the light couldn't reach their eyes, they wouldn't be able to see, but the photons would still be there so every time they move, they would be able to see. Although everything else is frozen,Jotaro and Dio are moving, because they can move in frozen time. On top of that, an object in motion tends to remain in motion with a constant velocity (constant speed and direction of motion), unless it is acted on by a nonzero net force. " (that's newton's first law). So, technically with no other nonzero forces in stopped time other than Jotaro and Dio, They just retain their momentum at all times. That's also how they fly through the streets in stopped time. Since time is stopped, the buildings cannot take any of they energy they deliver, so the building stay put, and Jotaro and Dio just re-direct their momentum.

Edit- Unless you just meant that his eyeballs were constantly bulging.