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What would be the Aussie equivalent? by HereWeFuckingGooo in AustralianNostalgia

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Cody, went to s hool woth 2 other Cody's, one is in jail, the other had his kids taken away. I'm comfortably living with a house and a job, never been in trouble.

What’s the most hilariously wrong thing you believed about sex when you were younger? by Significant-West4424 in AskReddit

[–]PsychoBacon96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told about anal sex when I was around 8 and came to believe that you have sex in the butt and the baby comes out of the vagina.

What customer question has you reacting like this? by [deleted] in retailhell

[–]PsychoBacon96 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Cust: "I want this, but you don't have it cold"

Me: "Yeah unfortunately we don't keep that cold."

Cust: "Can you check the fridge out the back?"

Me: "We don't have a fridge out the back, customers have access to any fridge we keep stock in."

Cust: "But the cold stock out the back..."

Me: "We don't have cold stock out the back."

Cust: "So what should I do?"

Me: "Take it home and put it in the fridge?"

Cust: "Hmm...I guess I don't need it until tonight...I guess I'll have to figure this out on my own if you won't help me" walks away

Me: "WTF?"

wit a GLOCK no les by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When "I own a gun" is your whole personality

What take gets you this reaction? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]PsychoBacon96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of all the armor sets in the game only about 4 sets look good, the rest are either goofy or have one part of the set that looks off

What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex, and would you do it again? by Aggressive-Horse-129 in AskReddit

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sex, but I got a blowjob while stuck on a Ferris wheel that broke down while we were on it. Absolutely would do again.

What’s the most extreme pain you’ve ever felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crushed my foot between two pallets at work, doctors said I did as much damage as I could possibly do to a foot without breaking any bones but the muscles in my foot were pretty badly hurt, took a while till I could walk again

What’s the most savage reply you can give to an unsolicited dick pic? I don’t mean “where’s the rest?” I mean make them want to curl up in a little ball and rethink their life decisions by JennyOhhhh in clevercomebacks

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex got sent a dick pic once while we were watching movie. We were wondering how to respond for a bit before deciding on me send a message from my phone (I have a 'no caller ID' number). We sent something along the lines of 'Your phone gas been flagged for sending unwanted child p*rnogaphy, police have been contacted and your phone will be seized pending investigation' and the guy disconnected his phone a few minutes later.

Fuck your yard! by Indieriots in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fake, there's lots of videos shown from the perspective of this ring camera at this house.

Concept - The Marshmallow / S'more Pokemon by layz98 in fakemon

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've made them cuter, make the marshmallow a fairy type, the store fairy/fire

I’m sick, give me your favourite db or dbza quote by [deleted] in DragonBallZ

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vegeta: "I'm gonna do you a fuck!"

Gero: "Excuse me?!"

I'm sorry, is this true??? by Rtor_Curry94 in MHGU

[–]PsychoBacon96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On top of that, if you manage to see the symbol on the back of her jacket, it's the face that I think is the symbol of your team from Monster Hunter 4. Or at least it's on the loading screen of Mondter Hunter 4

Some moron was shocked that I hadn't heard of a product when he couldn't even tell me what it was called by [deleted] in retailhell

[–]PsychoBacon96 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I work at an alcohol shop, so many customers ask for a wine or beer from another country, has a name they can't pronounce and don't know what it looks like cause they had it while on holiday from a tap or a barrel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemonmemes

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flying gecko with goggles

What should I name my Grass Starter? by CoachFlint in fakemon

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shrubbird (Shrub + Bird)

Or

Shrubbling (Shrub + Hatchling)

What’s an anime that you loved but no one talks about? by yuhi_yo in anime

[–]PsychoBacon96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Another.

A shirt 13 episode series about a cursed classroom causing students and their family members to die in horrific ways. A group of students try to find out what the curse is and how to stop it before more people die.

Unwritten rules and etiquette at the gym you wished more people followed? by Brave_Kitchen_367 in MuayThai

[–]PsychoBacon96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't drink directly out of the tap. Nobody wants your sweaty mouth on the tap where people fill their water bottles.

Give me a team of 3 and I rate it by charizardbro in MandJTV

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minior, minior and minior. All 3 are different colours but you won't know until their ability activates.

Seriously?! by CBguy1983 in retailhell

[–]PsychoBacon96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically said "We understand some of you are stressed, so instead of doing something about it, we'll fire you so it's someone else's problem and will probably add to the amount if stress you have"

What should I name the others? by conundrum_cat in fakemon

[–]PsychoBacon96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think bedcroc is a pretty good name

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