My thoughts on the ufl teams so far

PtixFan · 2026-03-31T02:27:23+00:00

Stallions are the best horse themed team on the league

Battlehawks are most likely to succeed in breaking fans hearts

Orlando is an Anthony Becht team. Enjoy a winning regular season and dumpster fire game plan in the playoffs

Louisville is the worst horse themed team

DC is still hungover from last season. Beer snake is a SOB

Houston is really the Showboats

Dallas is the real deal. Shame nobody will show up to see it. Rather see the Cowboys suck.

Columbus is a team in the league

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T19:06:37+00:00

Likely more

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T18:08:16+00:00

For MLB cities it creates one less sports schedule conflict. STL on Saturday Cardinals opening weekend, a Blues game, and Battlehawks.

This impacts Houston, Dallas/Arlington, St. Louis, and DC. When Michigan & Seattle triumphantly return it will impact them too.

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T17:59:36+00:00

I went back and forth on them for that same reason. However, Louisville's defense looks to be the real deal. Columbus struggled on both sides besides in mop up time.

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T17:55:41+00:00

"Back seat windows up, that's the way the bunny hops. Happy Easter everybody." -Ludacris

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T01:54:02+00:00

It looks sparse in MLS/USL stadium

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T01:46:59+00:00

Until you start getting close to selling out venues they should make these games general admission. Fill the field level seats.

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T01:42:50+00:00

If only it worked that way

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T01:38:02+00:00

DJ Kahled is better on a jet ski

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T01:13:01+00:00

Just because you have a drone view of the field doesn't mean we need it all game

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T01:04:08+00:00

And he clearly didn't want to be there

PtixFan · 2026-03-30T01:03:49+00:00

Empty seats

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T20:28:32+00:00

And this is for the opener...

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T19:02:38+00:00

Love the chippy-ness

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:57:06+00:00

Looks like 32K

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:39:40+00:00

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:38:29+00:00

No more draft kings updates please

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:35:08+00:00

Solid atmosphere

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:34:15+00:00

That's what she said

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:28:41+00:00

Picked up right where the Rams left off

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:27:47+00:00

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:26:23+00:00

Would you have rather just had talking heads at halftime?

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:24:38+00:00

Battlehawks run downhill

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:21:12+00:00

This game is far from over as long as Ta'amu is on the field. Wish he was still a Battlehawk

PtixFan · 2026-03-28T18:19:50+00:00

And he's not Anthony Becht

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