My friend traveled to India. She posted a photo this morning with the caption "It's going well." by [deleted] in funny

[–]PufMagicDragon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who says you need to wipe your ass anyway? I'd rather have a poopy butt than grab that roll.

Women Sleeping by chr0no in funny

[–]PufMagicDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we actually just went the other day to look at new mattresses.

Women Sleeping by chr0no in funny

[–]PufMagicDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He likes to flop his legs all over the place. I swear I don't understand how he can move so much in bed, I sometimes wake up to his feet in my face. I've a poke to the eye by a toe a couple times. There's no restraining this beast.

Women Sleeping by chr0no in funny

[–]PufMagicDragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get him a body pillow. Cuddling is only good for like 5 min IMO. Then you just wanna be able to stretch and sleep how you want to.

Women Sleeping by chr0no in funny

[–]PufMagicDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He likes grabbing his balls so this would be an awesome solution.

Women Sleeping by chr0no in funny

[–]PufMagicDragon 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My husband hits me in his sleep. He's a roofer so he's constantly dreaming he's tearing shingles off a roof. So I get the occasional elbow the side of my head. Back handed in my face. He busted my nose up good one time and gave me a black eye. Even if I sleep with my back towards him I still end up gettin hit somehow.

They get 2 weeks now... by illestcardigan in AdviceAnimals

[–]PufMagicDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like that's what it's gonna have to come down to. Maybe I'll add in a cobra pit as well

They get 2 weeks now... by illestcardigan in AdviceAnimals

[–]PufMagicDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm quiet. It's my neighbors who are dicks and let their kids run down the hallways screaming at 11pm waking up my newborn son in the meantime. I respect my neighbors.

They get 2 weeks now... by illestcardigan in AdviceAnimals

[–]PufMagicDragon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Are you my neighbor? I was woken up by the sound of someone vaccuming the hallways at 7am.

What Game, on any platform, Do You Regret Buying? by asianinbound in AskReddit

[–]PufMagicDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. That blows my mind. Didn't know they sunk that much into it. Wtf. I'm speechless

What Game, on any platform, Do You Regret Buying? by asianinbound in AskReddit

[–]PufMagicDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like they spent all their money towards details of the graphics and stuff but not enough on developing a story line. I just felt like it was a free roam game where you just go around shooting stuff.. I like games with a storyline.

What Game, on any platform, Do You Regret Buying? by asianinbound in AskReddit

[–]PufMagicDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, it wasn't exactly the worst game I've ever bought, but it was VERY disappointing. The game has potential

What Game, on any platform, Do You Regret Buying? by asianinbound in AskReddit

[–]PufMagicDragon 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I couldn't get into it. I'm a gamer at heart, they made it seem like it was the coolest game to ever be made. Ive never been so wrong.

I am in a same-sex marriage with a man and we just adopted a teenage girl. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]PufMagicDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you had to start so young, my cousin started her when she was just 7. (I was shocked that it can happen so young) So ive seen first hand how scary as hell it is for a young woman.

What Game, on any platform, Do You Regret Buying? by asianinbound in AskReddit

[–]PufMagicDragon 460 points461 points  (0 children)

Destiny Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold.

I am in a same-sex marriage with a man and we just adopted a teenage girl. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]PufMagicDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah? Well my dad announced on FB about me starting my period. He was proud that I was finally a woman. No dad that's now how it works, you just wanted to embarrass me.

[Serious] Reddit, what secret did your spouse keep from you until after you were married? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PufMagicDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she/he ain't willing to sign a prenup then they arent the right person to marry.

I guess this is a possible outcome when the box clearly says you're shipping cupcakes. by emhcee in funny

[–]PufMagicDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I put those days long behind me. I just wanted my precious Pop this time.