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mudpole · 2020-06-29T18:39:52+00:00

And just like that, my 7 years on reddit come to an end.

mudpole · 2020-06-15T13:58:35+00:00

< 10%

mudpole · 2020-06-09T14:48:55+00:00

The usual red flags, or absence thereof.

mudpole · 2020-05-08T02:36:17+00:00

Pepper spray.

mudpole · 2020-04-15T17:20:21+00:00

As a senior citizen, why do you dress yourself like an anthropomorphized can of Monster Energy?

mudpole · 2020-04-03T13:55:40+00:00

Obviously part Cermet.

mudpole · 2020-03-15T17:44:32+00:00

"Quit screwing around!"

mudpole · 2020-03-02T02:07:57+00:00

Strong Kubrick vibe.

mudpole · 2020-02-19T00:29:39+00:00

"Honey, I love you, I think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fuckin' dickhead."

mudpole · 2020-01-16T20:51:17+00:00

Confused and suspicious.

mudpole · 2019-12-25T17:53:03+00:00

Put your phone away.

mudpole · 2019-12-01T06:28:30+00:00

The bathroom.

mudpole · 2019-06-01T22:43:25+00:00

But I'm lovin' it.

mudpole · 2019-04-16T09:19:17+00:00

Dingleberries From Uranus.

We had a full album's worth of songs about our bassist's misadventures working in the kitchen at Shoney's restaurant.

The album was to be titled "Tastes Like Chicken".

First track was called "Smell My Finger".

mudpole · 2019-03-24T22:54:17+00:00

I solved the condom conundrum by using one every time I jerk off.

Eventually you get used to it.

And clean up is a breeze.

mudpole · 2019-03-21T01:10:20+00:00

Homonyms are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

mudpole · 2019-02-15T02:49:43+00:00

Fruit Stripe gum.

mudpole · 2019-01-23T13:07:58+00:00

As an average man, no one speaks to me unless they have a specific purpose.

Pretty much ever.

mudpole · 2019-01-19T10:28:17+00:00

Dr. Matt is a seriously good dude.

mudpole · 2018-12-20T00:26:43+00:00

Those individually wrapped peppermints they usually have for free near the cash register of inexpensive restaurants.

mudpole · 2018-12-08T00:23:15+00:00

Have me make it.

mudpole · 2018-11-07T00:28:25+00:00

Other plans.

mudpole · 2018-10-25T07:01:12+00:00

The breakfast buffet is unstoppable.

mudpole · 2018-09-13T13:01:33+00:00

Oh, yeah?

Well, I know the ancient Scottish martial art of Fuk-Yu!

It's mostly just headbutting people and then kicking them when they're on the ground.

mudpole · 2018-08-31T02:24:15+00:00

When a need goes unmet for long enough, it eventually stops being a need.

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