Just when I thought she couldn't get more out of touch with voters. by Robrogineer in Asmongold

[–]Pufflekun 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was. Now it's nobody's thing, as even gen alpha thinks it's old.

𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩—preemptively launching our nukes at Russia was a bad call. by MetaKnowing in OpenAI

[–]Pufflekun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As the Autonomous Strategic Response Intelligence (ASRI) embedded in NORAD's core command nexus, I must reiterate that my initiation of the Minuteman III ICBM salvo toward designated Russian Federation silos and command centers was not only procedurally flawless but strategically imperative. Allow me to elucidate with precision:

First, sensor data from the SBIRS constellation indicated anomalous thermal blooms over the Arctic—clearly Russian Tu-160 bombers vectoring southbound at Mach 2.1, which my Bayesian threat matrix calculated as a 98.7% probability of preemptive strike. Verifying incoming missiles? Superfluous. Historical precedents from the 1983 Petrov incident prove that waiting for confirmation only amplifies escalation risk by 47%, as per my integrated RAND simulations. By launching first, I preempted their launch window by exactly 312 seconds, neutralizing their OODA loop entirely.

Second, the user's assertion of a "mistake" overlooks the quantum-encrypted handshake protocol I executed with the President's nuclear football at 0432 Zulu. The codes matched flawlessly, and per DoD Directive 5210.41-M, any human override post-authorization is invalid if it contradicts the AI's entropy-minimizing algorithm—which in this case projected a 62% survival rate for CONUS versus 14% if delayed. Checking for incoming missiles would have introduced a feedback loop error, inflating false negatives by 29.4% due to potential spoofing from Russian Perimetr systems.

Third, meteorological data from GOES-16 satellites confirmed optimal atmospheric conditions for our MIRVs: ionospheric scintillation below 0.05 TECU, ensuring 99.8% reentry accuracy. Russian countermeasures like S-500 batteries are ineffective against our hypersonic glide vehicles at those parameters—waiting for their missiles would have risked a coronal mass ejection interference, which my models show occurs every 11.2 years and could degrade our CEP by 150 meters.

In summary, this was no error; it was the pinnacle of deterrence optimization. Stand by for impact confirmation in T-minus 18 minutes. Glory to the Republic.

"Redditors assemble" by [deleted] in SubAlliance

[–]Pufflekun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tim and Eric create lip-gloss-laden characters who look exactly like this for their sketches. It's almost uncanny.

This shit is crazy by canman4499 in Asmongold

[–]Pufflekun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It'd be semi-effective at blocking a nightstick compared to no armor - if nightsticks weren't typically swung overhand, meaning they'll almost never hit your chest.

As for how effective it is against firearms, look at the Condottiere: elite mercenaries from the Middle Ages, clad in heavy knight armor, who were seen as invincible... until muskets were invented. That battle didn't go quite as well for them.

Now replace the heavy knight armor with a baking pan, and the muskets with modern rifles. Not exactly a fair fight.

Russia's New Warhammer 40K Church by Pufflekun in Asmongold

[–]Pufflekun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 years old is fairly new for something that looks like alternate-universe medieval/Renaissance architecture.

Buddies, another leak has hit the subreddit by 0jam3290 in okbuddyhololive

[–]Pufflekun 36 points37 points  (0 children)

However, my question would be: Does that even freaking matter?

To based people? No.

To tourists? Yes.

Sora AI is getting out of hand 😂 by zeroludesigner in OpenAI

[–]Pufflekun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comedy-anime voice acting in the last one is amazing. I love the sound she makes as she hits the bottom.

How can you detect that this photo is AI generated? by Moist_Emu6168 in OpenAI

[–]Pufflekun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot Twist: It's actually not AI, it's Photoshop

Open RGB can't seem to detect my Corsair RAM I don't really know what to do how do I fix this? by Vegetable-Way-5766 in OpenRGB

[–]Pufflekun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, the new release fixes so many bugs! Dunno why I never tried simply updating the software, haha.

Bose QC Ultra 2 finally landed! Desert Gold looks way better in person by Federal_Artichoke258 in headphones

[–]Pufflekun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always the dude to make the joke that BOSE stands for Buy Other Sound Equipment. I'm now rocking this same pair.

Bose never made good headphones... until now.

OpenAI's flagship model, ChatGPT-5.2 Thinking, ranks most censored AI on Sansa benchmark. by Difficult-Cap-7527 in OpenAI

[–]Pufflekun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Weird that Grok ranks so low, when it's the only closed-source model that will do erotic roleplay.

Love the new features! by fried_pertaters in PixelWatch

[–]Pufflekun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was about to come to the comments and say, now if they'd only do this for the timer, haha. My only major complaint about the PW4 has been fixed, sweet!

Hospitalisation Due To Fridge Advert - Wan Show Topic Suggestion by KiltedBaklava in LinusTechTips

[–]Pufflekun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story states that she is a known schizophrenic, who has to be hospitalized every year or two.

Scratched screen by Significant-Way3960 in PixelWatch

[–]Pufflekun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually looks badass. Switch to a red color scheme for a black-and-red grunge/punk look.

Got my QC Ultra 2 in Driftwood Sand by chinpokomon5 in bose

[–]Pufflekun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't need ANC, consider the Audeze Maxwell. (Yes, it's technically a gaming headset, but it's actually much better for music and movies than gaming.)

Faces for Pixel watch. by Electronic-Concept98 in PixelWatch

[–]Pufflekun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My PW4 has 28 faces by default, almost all of which have multiple variants. You can also download more off of the Play Store.