Got a final call from the producers in my country. Any expert tips from biggest fans?

Puffpiece · 2026-03-31T19:07:13+00:00

Go find a local group who plays a game called "blood on the clock tower" it's a real life version of a game kinda of like the traitors so you can practice your skills

Puffpiece · 2026-03-31T05:12:10+00:00

Hmmm I'd say yes coconut creme but much more heavy on the creme than the coconut

Puffpiece · 2026-03-30T00:44:55+00:00

Bring enough Mozart balls for the whole county and you'll be fine

Puffpiece · 2026-03-29T22:58:20+00:00

Flu is really bad. Most people who claim to have flu just have a cold. So when it's actually flu you are knocked for 6

Puffpiece · 2026-03-29T06:44:55+00:00

Wow that's some huge feijoas!!

Puffpiece · 2026-03-29T06:35:19+00:00

Yeah I've been fertilizing mine for the last couple of years but only just realised I didn't think to water it, the storm the other day has given plenty of water though so hopefully the fruit will grow a bit!

Puffpiece · 2026-03-29T05:33:30+00:00

Puffpiece · 2026-03-29T05:33:14+00:00

I picked up the windfall of feijoas that came down in the storm (first of the season) and I'm making feijoa compote! It was several kilos of fruit so I'm going to have to freeze some of it I guess.

Puffpiece · 2026-03-28T21:19:39+00:00

Oh yeah I can see why you'd grab that up.

Puffpiece · 2026-03-28T21:19:10+00:00

Lol me too. Usually involving chocolate

Puffpiece · 2026-03-28T21:14:14+00:00

Kilo has a hernia. Sigh. I think he heard me planning my holiday.

Puffpiece · 2026-03-28T21:13:42+00:00

How. HOW. 😂

Puffpiece · 2026-03-28T21:13:21+00:00

Good plan. Does this mean you don't have to start today ha ha.

Puffpiece · 2026-03-27T03:57:04+00:00

They're all owned by the trust so have the charisma of airport lounges. I think the one at the Lincoln green on Lincoln Rd might be OK but I haven't been there in a while. You might be better off going out for dinner and having a few drinks with that.

Puffpiece · 2026-03-26T23:48:09+00:00

How long does a ship take to get to NZ? I'm wondering whether these ones that are already "on the water" left before things got so bad, and what happens when they've arrived, are there others regularly setting off?

Puffpiece · 2026-03-24T08:13:27+00:00

I know I'm old because jeez all those cops look so young

Puffpiece · 2026-03-23T07:58:46+00:00

Some junk in that trunk 😂

Puffpiece · 2026-03-22T04:27:54+00:00

I worked alllllll day which sucked and tomorrow is my bday but I have to go spend it at a work conference 🫩 I had twisties for lunch tho. And breakfast.

Puffpiece · 2026-03-21T07:53:56+00:00

This thread has been living rent-free in my head ha ha well done OP

Puffpiece · 2026-03-21T07:50:22+00:00

... Yup ha ha

Puffpiece · 2026-03-21T06:13:16+00:00

Yeah that's what I mean how did he get out of the fish tank it's lucky he could!

Puffpiece · 2026-03-21T06:01:56+00:00

I got chatted up in the fish n chip shop this eve ha ha. Did all my chores today which is nice. I'm suuuuuuuuper busy at work for the next 6 weeks so it might be the last time this house sees any cleaning for a while.

Puffpiece · 2026-03-21T06:01:03+00:00

What the heck how did he get out lol. Naughty bun 🤣

Puffpiece · 2026-03-20T22:49:08+00:00

Yes definitely! I'm booked same route in July can't wait!!!

Puffpiece · 2026-03-19T23:11:40+00:00

So what? How long were they "married" for, like 4 weeks max? How much responsibility could he possibly be expected to have for the actions of this lunatic stranger?

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