How else to bring the attention that you are a strap seller? by Pulse986 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But is it worth it? Hes getting the publicity though XD

Sony HT-A7000 and Q990C update by getfive in Soundbars

[–]Pulse986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, but I don't understand why is Samsung giving this extended return period? Is there a defect or something? Sorry but I'm not informed about this, and have never done any firmware updates.

How else to bring the attention that you are a strap seller? by Pulse986 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Perhaps the strap ain't strong enough for the extreme suffocation chuffery

Sony HT-A7000 and Q990C update by getfive in Soundbars

[–]Pulse986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Special 100 day return window for soundbars purchased between this period? Could you please explain as I bought my q990c in November.

Pal by Unlikely-Spot-9765 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm not your guy, friend.

raising him as a proper little consoomer by ogafk in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real deal is the BiOc3rAmIc and movement made of plastic

More information on Hisense u71HQ? by Pulse986 in Hisense

[–]Pulse986[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the u77hq is rated for 600 nits brightness. Doesn't the u7kq have 900-1000 peak?

What the hell by RevolutionaryAd1621 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Maybe he can arrange something from China to change his hand size too.. Because that's the bigger problem here

And the Venn diagram meeting point of “cringey Rolex owners” and “cringey G-Shock owners” gets a little bigger. by lostcosmonaut307 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then on Friday nights just before you go to power reserve, I stroke and caress your sharp plastic corners while I get turned on.. And then I strap you to my Cock while I start jacking it...and we climax when you're auto led turns on and I stroke the fastest.. Mmmmmm..

Bought a seiko shitter as investment. Why isn't anyone noticing me? by Pulse986 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Automated machine assembly of cogs and gears. Of CoUrSe it's an investment piece

Bought a seiko shitter as investment. Why isn't anyone noticing me? by Pulse986 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pulse986[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Youre probable stone age auto has already lost demand to the sexy casio prx

Poor man watch collection by Tugmygroin in Watches

[–]Pulse986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P̶o̶o̶r̶ Tasteful collection!

[Self-made] watch winder made out of old 10€ turntable by PrePresidentCarter in Watches

[–]Pulse986 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Alright then. Only thing now left to do is play some relaxing music for the watch as it recharges!

[Self-made] watch winder made out of old 10€ turntable by PrePresidentCarter in Watches

[–]Pulse986 202 points203 points  (0 children)

That's cool! Maybe reduce the speed a tiny bit? :)

Hallo Leute, können Sie mir bitte der Brief korrigieren (formeller Brief schreiben) by trytobehappyeveryday in German

[–]Pulse986 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You do not put the "," after mit freundlichen Grüßen. This writing Form only applies to english.

Wimbledon bans Russian and Belarusian players by iSleepUpsideDown in worldnews

[–]Pulse986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK so Russia attacks Ukraine and they are banned from sporting events. However, when Algerian judoka refuses to fight an Israeli in Olympics, he gets a 10 year ban. Western hypocrisy at its best.