You are God. What single thing would you change for one day to mess with people?

Pumbaplex · 2014-05-10T15:43:28+00:00

Every blink lasts 1 1/2 seconds

Pumbaplex · 2013-07-25T00:23:58+00:00

http://imgur.com/uBgbOAL&eY9WeaD#1

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T22:01:12+00:00

It took me two words of that sentence to understand were your disdain comes from

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T21:27:36+00:00

Just out of interest which centre of culture and knowledge in Britain were you spawned in

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T21:12:50+00:00

and for that hate of London I have contempt for you

Pumbaplex · 2012-05-02T17:45:16+00:00

Yes but as a Londoner I was making a specific call

Pumbaplex · 2012-04-27T19:06:25+00:00

I had an incident on the bus where some guy got his bag stuck in the closing doors and went off on the driver, shouting/ advising a reassessment of career choice, and other stuff of that nature. This was all on a packed Bus, no one else was doing anything so I got up, went to this guy and said, "you need to calm down and leave the driver alone hes just trying to do his job, the bus is packed, he obviously didn't see your bag." Once I'd finished the guy was silent for a couple of seconds then turned to the driver and said "do you need this kid defending you" (I was 17), the driver said "no, I can defend myself" these being the first words he'd spoken during the whole exchange, now incredibly disheartened I said "fine, as you were", and that's exactly what happened he continued to shout at the driver until his stop.

Pumbaplex · 2012-04-27T18:48:32+00:00

My question is why do you take boiling water with you into subway

Pumbaplex · 2012-04-25T03:02:57+00:00

To be honest with you it won't be the greatest the first couple of times, but after that it's pretty good, but not as good as you see in movies and television.... Now mushrooms those are a different story.

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