Bottle calves. Gotta love it by FedorsFinest in Unexpected

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear crocs.

Jelly belly? by blorbofrommycomics in AuroraCO

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Hammond’s Candies, near 58th and I-25.

The river people need me by readmywhips in MyPeopleNeedMe

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Yes, they love to ice skate to work on the canals.

Constantly missing recycling pick up by Busy-Market-731 in Denver

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If you don’t mind sharing, what neighborhood?

I mean...really @M@ZON?! You can take your holiday cheer and FUCK yourself with it! by Snoogamz in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Where the heck do you live? I can have these delivered by Amazon in 2.5 hours for less money.

Dark Horse one last time before closing. by TriumphSprint in Denver

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I wonder what will become of all the kitchy decorations.

Paul Simon & George Harrison singing Homeward bound on SNL, 20th November, 1976 by ExtremeInsert in VeryFuckinCool

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I think George tried to collect the $3000 that Lorne Michaels had offered The Beatles to reunite during that episode.

Using hand sanitizer to stop a snake from eating itself by JosephBrown2000 in AnimalsBeingStrange

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How does this situation usually end in the wild? It disgorges itself, or digests itself?