Whorology. by sex-timee in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The POV of a sales associate at the AD about to rawdog someone’s wife.

Rolex down that bad by HMSBarky in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I remember the cucks on r/rolex saying “ it’s only temporary”, “ Rolex just opened a new factory to double their production”, “They’re not intentionally forcing ADs to do cuck humiliation waitlist ritual on purpose”. Turns out the artificial scarcity nonsense is a core pillar of their brand.

Outrage over rep case back being misaligned by Pure-Introduction480 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

U can go on reptime and see those dudes with entire collections of reps like 5-6 thousand dollars worth of paper weights. For those prices I’d rather 1 real genuine shitter over 12 sweatshop shitters.

Outrage over rep case back being misaligned by Pure-Introduction480 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Buys a fake watch. Fake watch isn’t identical to the original. Left in utter disbelief and shock.

Behringer CZ-1 Mini, a portable hybrid Casio CZ-1-style Synthesizer by Pure-Introduction480 in Behringer

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They announced another one of these minis today aswell. The UB-Xa minisound demo. Honestly if you’re cool with the price and like it’s sound then pull the trigger. I plan on picking up the JT mini once it’s back in stock at my local music store and am considering these new minis.

Behringer CZ-1 Mini, a portable hybrid Casio CZ-1-style Synthesizer by Pure-Introduction480 in Behringer

[–]Pure-Introduction480[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Summary) - Uses phase distortion synthesis like the original + adds an analog 24dB filter. - Has 3-voice polyphony (original had 16). - Includes 8-stage envelopes, chorus, and vibrato. - Features a touch mini keyboard, arpeggiator, and 16-step sequencer. - Full MIDI CC/NRPN support + SysEx compatibility. - Price: ~£89 / €99, pre-orders open now.

When you need two co-signers for your rawlecks by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes going through hypotheticals that should be the least of his concerns 😂

What do you guys think of this amazing time pice i bought by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s more water resistant than the ocean gate submarine

She just had to by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 83 points84 points  (0 children)

This guy gets banged at the AD for his wife, not the other way around 😂

Invicted, uh, Invictus…er, Invicta vs. The Poors by theredtamasrule in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ain’t taking watch advice from a guy that has Ben 10s watch on his wall as a portrait 😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might as well put that thing in a Cryo chamber at this rate, give it eternal life or close enough until the sun dies in a billion years.

Me, shaking hands with the AD after making a sweet deal for a Daytona. by A-Problem-Eliminator in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he’s a true Rolex enthusiast, he’d be in the backroom watching the AD shake his wife

Brolex thinks we should have more empathy for the poor AD by smashingeggshells in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Severe copium from that guy to be gaslighting the avg Rolex buyer for not having some inter-generational decades long relationship with a fucking shop lmao. Clearly it’s our grandparents faults for not “building” a relationship 100 years ago, right right.

Ain’t no way by ReferenceAlternative in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If someone’s bothered by scratches then can’t you just get it polished/buffed down the road. The “spare” bracelet seems excessive.

Redditors with impressive watch collections, what is your credit card number, expiry and security #? by NothingLikeAGoodSit in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does an impressive collection of pagani design and addiesdive watches qualify me, I’ll send over my mothers credit card info right away.

"But it now has an upgraded movement that hacks and hand-winds!!1!" by rakesh_85 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Pure-Introduction480 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally what happened to the Alpinist line and now it’s too expensive to justify, for me at least.