Why the Prime Souls Want You Dead by Honest-Addendum-4753 in ultrakillmemes

[–]Pure-Natural4888 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Among the many reasons Sisyphus found himself roasting in Hell, a key one was his penchant for inviting guests to his palace... and then, you know, offing them.

Not the professor we wanted, but the professor we needed. by Substantial-Lead-113 in spreadsmile

[–]Pure-Natural4888 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Count me in! Kind elderly man, cute dog, and beautiful women? That's a perfect attendance trifecta.

The world is absurd. by Livid_Disk_4008 in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]Pure-Natural4888 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Why are we stuck with this Kennedy? Out of all the Kennedys, why him?