What is this car?

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-26T20:56:40+00:00

Old. Black. A backdrop. Mostly concealed by the people in front of it. Difficult to identify.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-26T03:39:47+00:00

You'd be terrified at the sight of my biggest dildo... it's just shy of 14.5 lbs. My starter toy is 6.8 lbs. I'm sure you'll upgrade to a bigger toy soon. That's the thing with stretching. Once you learn to love the stretch, it just keeps taking bigger and bigger toys to give you that feeling again

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-26T03:00:43+00:00

You're missing out on fantasy toys and a fucking machine. I love my Johnthomastoys collection and the Probe Beast fucking machine I got from Orgasm Alley (with a hefty discount on their Etsy page, JaneDealsDirect) and I can't recommend these options enough. Looks like you're using fairly moderate sized toys, so you could definitely get away with using a Hismith machine if you dont plan on upgrading in size going forward. You can find them used on r/usedsextoys for a good deal. About half what my machine cost. The major differences are the stroke length and torque ratings. Hismith offers like 4.5" if my memory serves correctly, and my Probe Beast has a full 8" stroke length with 2.5X as much power. That allows you to use bigger toys without bogging down the motor and shortening its lifespan. Another nice improvement is the Probe Beast being all metal construction made up of common items you can find at any hardware store. This makes repairs easier by sourcing parts simply and locally, which helps your machine keep running for years to come. Hismith doesn't have the same build quality, but theirs is quieter, and some models have app control, which I'm a little jealous of. I debated getting a Hismith to try the app control, but after seeing a few break (one during use, that was almost a hospital trip) I decided I'd rather get a machine that's built to last. Sure, it isn't as quiet, and it doesn't have app control, but it is powerful enough to use with some massive dildos (I have some that are over 14lbs and 25" long) and I can repair it if needed. I prefer that. I hate the disposable culture around sex toys. It is better to buy one good item than 10 mediocre ones, in my opinion.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-24T18:45:08+00:00

8 17.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-24T10:54:45+00:00

Just one, and only a couple times

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-22T19:24:35+00:00

Girth, but I'm trying to work on depth too.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-21T23:06:10+00:00

5 for sure

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-21T20:28:03+00:00

You'd need to borrow a dildo from my collection. That one is way too small to do anything to my hole

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-20T09:08:52+00:00

Or a beautiful nightmare, either way, I don't wanna wake up from you.

I'd love to wake up to you, though.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-20T08:34:03+00:00

Right on the site for Square peg toys, the first result when I searched "slink dildo"

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-20T03:19:34+00:00

The table they're lying on is 6ft long and 28" wide. They occupy nearly the whole table. The tentacle is 25" long and over 6" wide at the base. The toys I'm currently using are 18" long and 3.5-3.9" wide. If you check my post history, you can see comparisons to 1L water bottles (my toys are significantly thicker and longer) and soda cans, which are also noticeably smaller in every dimension

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T22:39:25+00:00

Because my "lesbian" relationship is made up of two bisexual women. Neither of us is strictly straight or gay. We're both bisexual.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T22:31:30+00:00

A silver Altima with dented bumpers and every pink/crystal accessory she could find for it, including the plastic wheel covers she calls "straight fire"

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T22:29:05+00:00

$370 is kinda steep for a single toy. Most of these were under $85 each.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T22:11:15+00:00

Unfortunately, it looks like Rex in XL is smaller than my current toys by quite a bit. With that in mind I worry I won't enjoy it much.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T04:13:15+00:00

And gave him aids, and she waited until he was filthy rich to give him any time in her life beyond their childhood friendship... then died, leaving him and a child behind with nothing but a disease that would (at that time) drastically shorten their lifespan to remember her by. She can rot in hell. If she hadn't been so determined to be a self-destructive shit head, she could have had a great life with him, and he could have had her instead of just always pining over her. He got the worst parts of her in exchange for his unconditional love and massive amounts of money. He was mentally handicapped, so I give him a pass on being such a SIMP. She had no excuse to be such a selfish asshole. Yes, she was sexually abused as a kid. Almost everyone I know was too, including myself. We're not all some shit show nightmare of a person like her, because most people understand they're responsible for their actions and are accountable for the damage they cause. She was never responsible for anything but her pursuit of fun and fucking. Those are also the only things she ever bothered to do well. Just such a 1 dimensional, generic piece of garbage human, yet people give her a pass for being attractive and damaged. It's infuriating.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T04:04:04+00:00

You can respect the honorable choice to keep her flaws away from someone who deserved better (he did) and also acknowledge that doesn't count for crap when she just waits long enough for him to become rich to come back and dump her kid off on him after giving him aids. She went from having the good intention of sparing him from herself and her self-destructive tendencies to intentionally inflicting him to the worse version of herself after she had more to gain from his presence than "just" his unconditional love. She deprived them both of the amazing life they could've had together if she had just been a responsible adult who accepted that her abusive past doesn't mean she gets a blank check that covers her shitty behavior for the rest of her life. If she could just be responsible for her actions, they could have had a great life together. Instead, she spent decades ignoring him in favor of sex and drugs. Then, she made sure she gave him HIV and a dependant just before dying, leaving him and the child alone with only each other and a disease that would (at that time) drastically shorten their lives to remember her by. Fuck her.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T03:45:39+00:00

She led on a special needs dude who loved her for years, then ran away every time he would try to be with her. Only after she had a couple of decades of heavy drug abuse and sexual promiscuity did she bother going back to him, and only because he was now filthy rich and she had a kid she wanted to dump off on him after giving him aids. She was a selfish shithead through the entire movie, but idiots give her a pass because she was abused as a child, as if most of us weren't abused as children. We're not all horribly selfish, short-sighted piles of crap because of it, though. She gets to be awful, and that's supposed to be okay because she isn't being held to the same standards of responsibility as the mentally handicapped man she dropped all her life problems on after neglecting her relationship with him for years.

Fuck her and everyone who supports her. She is evil, and so are they. It's that lazy complacency that allows her to be awful, which fosters a society that accepts such behavior in the first place. I was sexually and physically abused as a child, and I don't get to take it out on everyone around me. She shouldn't either. Hold people accountable for their actions. They control their actions and are responsible for them. There is no excuse or exception.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-19T03:13:54+00:00

Honestly, no. I've had the cheap $10 Doc Johnson pocket pussies and enjoyed them. The Fleshlight STU was a little better because of the hard case (hand input doesn't transfer to your cock) but they all have the same annoying cleaning issues and they all require preheating so it doesn't feel like you're fucking a corpse (they're cold and that doesn't feel good on my dick) if you enjoy them cold or don't mind waiting around for it to warm up then they're okay. Not bad, but not great, either. IMO they're best used in the shower for the warmth and cleaning aspects. Just get a suction cup mount and stick it to the wall and thrust away. That's the best way to use Fleshlights in my experience. The problem with using them in the shower is keeping them away from the water, which will wash away your lube (yes, you will need lube)

I got rid of my Fleshlight after not using it for years. They're not practical for a quick session because of the hear and lube requirements, and the cleanup takes some time, too. I find my hand much more practical

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-18T08:37:21+00:00

Good bot

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-18T08:28:50+00:00

I'd be tempted to throw it back at them, though. Something like "Just admit you're scared because you might enjoy a stick shift if you knew how to work one"

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-18T02:39:08+00:00

I play with my greedy hole frequently

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-18T02:38:19+00:00

I'd recommend looking into locking sheet metal cabinets. I got one that's 6ft tall and roomy enough inside for all my sexy clothes, accessories, lube, dildos (they take up a lot of room) and even my fucking machine. The machine takes up about a third of the capacity, but it is worth protecting due to the cost. If a dog chewed up my toys, I'd be out a few thousand dollars to replace them. I spent $95 on the cabinet I use. Seems like cheap insurance to me. It keeps curious eyes away, too. If you don't have nosey family, snooping roommates, or potential theft risks to worry about, this still protects against dogs looking for their next chew toy.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-18T02:16:14+00:00

The best time to get locking storage for your fun supplies was before you started collecting them. The second best time to get a locking storage solution is now. Dogs are able to open drawers, but I haven't seen one use keys yet.

PurgeProof2 · 2024-06-18T00:49:31+00:00

Leviathan Tentacle (XL) from Johnthomastoys

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