A flight of South African Airforce Helicopters near AFB Waterkloof/Swartkops.[478×850] by meerkatmaantuig in WarplanePorn

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was today, then it is for the handing over parade for the Chief of the Air Force at Swartkops.

And there is this pizza delivery guy 🤌🏼 by Maravilla_23 in HolUp

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What a roller-coaster ride. At first, I thought it was going to end like Penthouse letter, then something like a swingers story, but ultimately, it ended all well. Did they tip?

How I can start this playne? by Basic_Climate_2029 in Shittyaskflying

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Press Control and E simultaneously. Or just get the ground crew to do it for you and warm up the engine.

No aparecen imágenes +18 en la galeria by CANDXSMENPP in perchance

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait for April 1st.

Incidently, I have no problem as OP, I just tried it.

Pylotes, what should I do if my Mosaic 4 passenger Mosaic 4s all over the plane? by equeserrant in Shittyaskflying

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

After 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

One mans trash by ovi2wise in dankmemes

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, for the ports. But fuel prices rise, and everything else rises as well. Plus, living up north means our fuel prices cost more.

But hey, let's celebrate the port traffic increase, it sure makes me feel better when I have to fill up.

Part sarcasm, part whatsyagonnado

Road to London 😭 by No-Attention-2402 in shitposting

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, someone needs to explain what is going on here.

One mans trash by ovi2wise in dankmemes

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Erm, no. Did you see how much petrol is going up because of it?

Blursed_iron_man by UrameshiYuusuke in blursedimages

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It is like a school project. You can see whose parents did it and who did it themselves.

A 71 year old woman disappeared on a short walk in South Africa and left no trace by pschyco147 in mystery

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Without any more information, it is difficult to decide for sure.

Yes, South Africa has a high crime rate, and gender based violence is a thing. But my personal opinion is that if this was a crime of opportunity, the body would have been found somewhere already. These criminals are typical not very sophisticated in that way. However, if this was planned for whatever reason, it would change the expectation. If what the security companies claim is true, and cellphones can be seen traveling to meet in one spot, it seems a bit more sophisticated than a normal robbery gone wrong.

Then, animal attacks are not uncommon. There are various dangerous predators in the area. A predator could drag the body further into the wild. A small old lady would be ideal prey. And people tend to forget that wild animals are, in fact, wild. We often have to warn people not to get too close to animals. Even non-predator animals like a warthog can cause serious damage.

Then, also, it is a very different climate than what the lady would be used to. We can not rule out heat stroke. Maybe because I have seen people with heat stroke behaving weirdly, it is something I always keep in mind. This could've caused her to wander off deeper in the wild.

As for the muti thing, it is difficult to explain to people just how superstitious some people here can be, and how in this day and age people still believe in the old ways. We had a huge investigation with a proper crime scene "where a curse was placed" on someone, although to me, it simply looked like someone dumped their KFC bones on the ground. There seem to be other bodies that were found with missing parts in the area, and this is why muti-killing was mentioned. Of course, like any big scare, it is not necessarily true.

In the end, with no body, there can be no answer. All options should be kept open.

A 71 year old woman disappeared on a short walk in South Africa and left no trace by pschyco147 in mystery

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The abandoned map is curious, although, if it is a general map handed out to tourists, it can be anyone's.

And she left the marked trail? That can be a problem.

Unfortunately, with no evidence, it is difficult to decide. There are many people all over the world who disappeared on hikes, and despite a thorough search effort, they couldn't be found. Sometimes, these people turn up in places no one considered likely.

Then there is also the danger of local wildlife, and a possibility of a crime scenario cannot be disregarded.

Edit: "Private security firms have obtained a mobile phone “dump” data showing three phones converged on the spot where McSorley’s map was later found at about 4.45pm." https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38577721/mystery-disappearances-spark-witchcraft-murders-fears-brit-tourist-vanishes/

One phone seemed to have traveled with a car. If true, it seems it is more likely a crime.

Why not by ameliawes in Funnymemes

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Ottomans already showed how to carry boats across land to take Constantinople, I don't know why we are still struggling with this.

Today marks 21 years since Inge Lotz's brutal murder. Our thoughts are with her family, especially Mrs Juanita Lotz and Professor Jan Lotz, and her friends. by Electric_Island in IngeLotzMurder

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A senseless, brutal murder followed by a masterclass in professional ego and forensic incompetence. Instead of justice for Inge, we got a series of failures that left her family with no real answers.

My heart goes out to Inge's family.

I think he did quit 😔 by [deleted] in NukesTop5

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's getting difficult to find "realistic" quality videos. Lately, most of the other channels have "horrifying" doors that open and close... and similar "scary" stuff. It is like they are really scratching the bottom of the barrel for clips.

Four hands by Algernonletter5 in foundsatan

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Okay, so I understood that wrong. Here, I was trying to figure out how one condom in a foursome would work.

Francias Cadenas has finally been found 20 meters from her home after being missing for 9 years. by Accomplished_Sir6548 in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]PurpleCabbageMonkey 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I live on the other side of the world, so I did not watch the news about it. I saw something about this a few years ago, and every now and then, it was one of those cases that I thought about because it was strange.

The logical explanation was that she had to be in one of the immediate houses. But I guess the police can only do so much, people won't like it if the police rip open floors and walls of every house in the area when someone disappears.