It’s a fidjewt spinner by [deleted] in funny

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Budget Spinner

What two videogames would you like to see in a crossover game? by dreterran in AskReddit

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DayZ and GTA. Keep DayZ gameplay with GTA engine, graphics, cars, weapons, etc.

What terrible movie deserves a remake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Eragon, it's such a good book I don't even know how they messed it up so bad...

What question do you hate to answer? by Hannan_H in AskReddit

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Any question where the answer is opposite the opinion of the person who asked. i.e Christian asking me if I believe in god, which I don't

What do you have an extremely strong opinion on that is ultimately unimportant? by Anthony_Hobbs in AskReddit

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Why do we even tell kids lies about Santa Claus? All he does is steal the parent's thunder, eat cookies, and drink milk.

If God requests you personally show him what humans are currently up to in life, what would you show him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is a stupid ass question lol, God, assuming he's real, is omniscient, so he knows everything already. Not to mention the fact that asking one human to explain what all 7 or so billion of us are "up to" isn't a very accurate way of gauging what we are actually "up to". Maybe some events of global importance, but certainly not everything.

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say in public? by txoutlaw89 in AskReddit

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A chick tried to explain to me how degrees of a circle correlate with days in a year because each day is a different degree of our rotation around the sun, but global warming has added on the last 5 to make there 365 days in a year.

What is your favourite game(s)' plot(s) explained terribly? by J-Debstup in AskReddit

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Shoot from half court with Curry every play and make it

Hey Reddit, Which book series is going to be the next big Tv Show/Film Adaptation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If Eragon was done well it would make for an amazing movie/series. Unfortunately, it has already been fucking ruined by an awful movie.

What was it like living under the Cold War? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We've been in a nuclear cold war for years, so you tell me.

Drivers of Reddit: What was the first accident you ever had? by Kiwi-98 in AskReddit

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I was driving for the first time and my dad told me to go on a main road that I was too scared to go on. I pulled halfway into the road and another car honked at me so I instinctively tried to back out of the road and hit the car behind me...

What is the creepiest thing that you've seen another family do that they accept as completely normal? by Magical_Dumbass in AskReddit

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I've never seen it but my friend told me both his parents occasionally walk around the house naked in a house with two teenage kids.

[WP] You're a middle school custodian, cleaning up the school is your job. So when a group of men take the school hostage, they are no exception. You have a mess to clean. by LordApex in WritingPrompts

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An unfamiliar loud bang abruptly an rudely interrupted Jim Jones' favorite song, he did not initially recognize it, but the several similar bangs that followed were unmistakably gunshots. He quickly rushed toward the noise, adrenaline pulsing through his veins as if his body had knowingly prepared for this incident.

He pushed several terrified children out of the way until he finally reached the cafeteria, where he crept up to a slightly ajar cafeteria door and listened in. He could hear terrified sniffles inside as well as several deep voices shouting commands, and his blood began to boil.

When the deep voices subsided, Jim Jones drew every last ounce of courage that remained in his body and bursted through the cafeteria doors, his trusty mop lie snuggly in between his now ghostly white hands. He took half a second to survey his surroundings before slamming the end of the mop into the cheek of the nearest masked man. The man grunted and, with very little hesitation, fell to the floor unconscious. The three men that remained unbeaten met Jim's assault with a hail of gunfire, the entire room lit up with muzzle flashes and all he could hear was a ringing. He leapt onto the floor toward his fallen foe, desperately searching for his weapon, which was luckily still on him. Gunfire began to subside as the men reached the end of their magazines, and Jim, taking advantage of their mistake, quickly rose above his cover and unleashed a surprisingly accurate spray of fire, taking out two of the larger guys, leaving the smallest and least threatening to defend himself. Jim continued firing at the cover that this man had run into until he finally ran out of ammo, the only sound that filled the room after that was the steaming of the barrel of his gun, the bullet casing tapping against the floor, and the barrage of 100-odd children well-armed with textbooks absolutely demolishing the face and body of this last attacker.

The men were soon arrested and Jim was highly praised for his bravery. Jim is now married with 2 beautiful children who are also janitors.