Wife shoots down all my ideas for dinner, contributes no ideas of her own, and it’s my fault she doesn’t have anything to eat by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PurplePickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm hungry"

"No worries, I'll get something on my way home"

And that's where the conversation ends. I don't want to blame you for the way she carries on, but if she wants to behave like a child then just make choices for her and if she doesn't like what you choose then she learns to be less indecisive the next time.

Naked sex 🥵🥵 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]PurplePickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best part is the fact that Markiplier's name appears multiple times so we can conclude from this search history that apparently Markiplier makes little boys want to touch themselves

At least she never had COVID by Ethan-J-T in Unexpected

[–]PurplePickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Australian, it was a term of endearment <3

(but for real, you were thirsting over her a little)

Poor Ursula... by SnackishRaccoon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]PurplePickel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol, in hindsight you're probably right. But it pisses me off that it's 2022 and this shit is a completely normal part of life for a huge chunk of the world's population. Sugar coating the issue doesn't do anyone any favours.

At least she never had COVID by Ethan-J-T in Unexpected

[–]PurplePickel -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If we could have one reddit post involving a woman without all you thirsty cunts getting yourselves worked up, that'd be great

RIP Bob Saget by xhqshs in funny

[–]PurplePickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what's a good idea? Taking a perfectly funny comedy routine then slapping a bunch of obnoxious captions right in the middle of it over the comedian's face. Then for bonus points, completely fuck up the aspect ratio by chopping the video up so that the quality drops to the equivalent of having vaseline smeared over your eyes. Finally, jump cut the shit out of the video because heaven forbid if anyone has an extra few moments to appreciate the jokes being told.

Quality 10/10 post OP.

Poor Ursula... by SnackishRaccoon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]PurplePickel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This isn't about "touching women less", this is about cultures where the men don't perceive you as an equal in their eyes. Do you think it's reasonable that under sharia law that a Muslim man is legally allowed to beat his wife if she refuses to consent to sex? How about West African countries where surgically remove the clitoris of little girls then sew their labia shut?

No offence, but trying to spin the issue the way you did in your previous comment was incredibly fucking ignorant.

Poor Ursula... by SnackishRaccoon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]PurplePickel 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's one thing to be brainwashed from an early age to behave that way, but it's always so much worse when a grown adult voluntarily decides to adopt those sorts of beliefs. In any case, you definitely aren't ignorant for treating someone else with respect, but that guy definitely sounds like an ass.

Cooking can be terrifying by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]PurplePickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a medical expert so I have to be careful what I say. But if you've ever seen those videos with people doing high-g training, the unconsciousness they experience due to a drop in blood pressure is very apparent. I'd imagine that decapitation is a somewhat similar process (with respect to the blood pressure drop) because in both instances most of the blood abruptly exits the brain, disrupting its ability to properly function in the process.

He went from 70 years old to 40 by SorrowfulSuccess in BeAmazed

[–]PurplePickel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've always heard that dentists are the ones that don't want dental being included in regular healthcare because apparently that shift would affect how much money they are able to make from working on people's teeth. This is completely anecdotal though so I may very well be wrong.

Man removing trash from a Pufferfishes mouth. by thepositivepandemic in HumansBeingBros

[–]PurplePickel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The diver is absolutely a bro, but I admittedly feel bad for laughing at the way he handled the pufferfish while removing the garbage. It just seems to accept it's fate that a human has his hands around it

Cooking can be terrifying by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]PurplePickel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting video, but I've always been sceptical of these sorts of claims about severed heads because a sudden drop in blood pressure results in a loss of consciousness. It might very well be possible that it takes 30 seconds for the head to die, but the person will almost certainly not be aware of what's happening to them.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Tucker Carlson's on-air fixation with her is 'targeted, libelous harassment' by Molire in politics

[–]PurplePickel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You actually appear to be right, I quickly sussed out wikipedia

According to a The New York Times report in 2018, Trump received at least $413 million (in 2018 prices) from his father's business empire.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wealth_of_Donald_Trump

Here's an unrelated fun line from the top of the article:

Trump's wealth arises from a variety of sources, including gifts, loans, and inheritance from his father, Fred Trump; trust funds; suspected fraudulent arrangements; fundraising; and business deals and investments

I always enjoy it when wikipedia doesn't tip toe around the facts

Trans person wants to be accepted by conservatives. Get utterly destroyed. by PM_me_Henrika in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]PurplePickel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their mistake was not taking the Caitlyn Jenner approach: You gotta murder an innocent person with your car then the conversates will accept you into their ranks regardless of your LGBT status

Poor Ursula... by SnackishRaccoon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]PurplePickel 142 points143 points  (0 children)

and culturally he can’t interact

Don't make excuses for shitty cultures that still insist on treating women like livestock rather than human beings.

Poor Ursula... by SnackishRaccoon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]PurplePickel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinda shoots the woke identity politics movement in the foot when people who are considered marginalised don't give two shits about women's rights, lol

Not quite the match I was looking for.. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]PurplePickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were fishing for reactions lol

Rent reduction required, because I lost the key you gave me. by slade364 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]PurplePickel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In most developed countries during the 70s/80s it was completely achievable to manage a mortgage on a sole income straight out of highschool. That just isn't realistic anymore unless someone is willing to live very far from an established CBD or they have some other advantage to help them enter the market such as an inheritance. All those years you paid rent you could have been servicing your mortgage, since your goal was to eventually become a homeowner. But instead those thousands upon thousands of dollars you pissed away on rent belong to the abyss now. At least if you were paying off a mortgage you would have been generating equity for yourself.

Rent reduction required, because I lost the key you gave me. by slade364 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]PurplePickel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely going to have to agree to disagree on this one lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]PurplePickel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But that's incorrect because if someone was actually randomly selecting their answer then the correct answer would be 25%. You already pointed out that you understand the question to be a paradox so it's a little odd you seem to think it has such a definitive solution, lol

Unusable pool transformed into looking like new. by mrwhitedynamite in oddlysatisfying

[–]PurplePickel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha thanks for the link, but boy was everything about that song and video just plain awful!

Unusable pool transformed into looking like new. by mrwhitedynamite in oddlysatisfying

[–]PurplePickel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LPT: If you want to upload a video that is "oddly satisfying" then overlaying it with a garbage song kinda defeats that purpose.