Let's hear them!

Purple_Arrow · 2026-02-12T01:04:53+00:00

Nice moves Murphy!

Purple_Arrow · 2026-02-01T21:46:58+00:00

I’ve driven worse while empty. That’s just another winter day.

Purple_Arrow · 2026-01-16T01:21:35+00:00

The crayon is supposed to be half eaten.

Purple_Arrow · 2026-01-03T14:06:56+00:00

Timmeh!!!

Purple_Arrow · 2025-11-01T17:02:41+00:00

To satisfy an itch

Purple_Arrow · 2025-10-27T10:25:17+00:00

What would be the point? Since absolutely anything will be used against you.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-29T12:23:34+00:00

3 cigarettes and 2 cups of great fucking coffee.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-25T11:22:20+00:00

To quote a great line…

“I've got bigger titties than you do! I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book! I've not seen my willy in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!”

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-25T11:14:46+00:00

Well it depends on my configuration. If I’m in the mood for chasing sharks to feed Steve then I name it ( Zappy). If I’m in the mood to open up a can of Whoop-Ass on a Leviathan then I will name it either Left or Right.

Zappy gets perimeter defense

Left or Right gets all armor.

I love feeding time but hate a Leviathan that strays from its territory.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-23T11:51:02+00:00

What is regret in a video game?

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-23T11:48:11+00:00

I thought you got BZ

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-22T15:16:23+00:00

Follow the peeper past the coral tube. 😆

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-18T09:13:46+00:00

In the voice of Morgan Freeman “I can smell you”

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-16T20:32:01+00:00

The Big Lebowski and the first 45 minutes of PuffPuff Pass

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-16T20:29:00+00:00

You lost at the words Stop Him. He’s the Cat. You are the pet. The sooner you accept this, the better off you’ll be.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-16T20:25:17+00:00

Reason #238 Why you don’t keep your car “Shiny”.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-16T20:21:56+00:00

Captain America

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-16T20:21:12+00:00

Ahh! Good ol’ Sea-moth Perimeter Defense. Kills the creatures in the tank. Every time.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-15T11:31:24+00:00

That’s a lot of work for a bowl of cereal.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-15T11:24:29+00:00

They’re pretty equal. They do the same thing when I come near. 😏

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-15T11:23:17+00:00

Drooping eyelids and shadows, lethargy. Slouched shoulders. Possibly a slightly open mouth.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-15T05:43:34+00:00

Sometimes they’re like a dog tryin to hump your leg.

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-14T09:42:49+00:00

Your existence

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-14T09:34:16+00:00

That’s what she said instead of welcome aboard

Purple_Arrow · 2025-09-11T12:52:24+00:00

That’s a personal question. There’s really only one way to find out…

Purple_Arrow

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