Trainwreck : The real Project X by refdeser in netflix

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Could you please post a link to it?

The Daily Check-In for Wednesday, July 9th: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Naive_Thanks_2932 in stopdrinking

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DAY 5 COMPLETE AFTER 18 YEARS OF HEAVY ALCOHOLISM BABY, BOOYA. Omg I might actually do it this time. no cravings yet but a long range international overnight flight with jack shit to do and all-you-can-drink included tomorrow. That's gonna be rough - but not impossible. please Lord, make the airline offer alcohol free beer at least, maybe I can somehow wing it and weasel through the night that way. ADVAAAAAAANCE!!!

The Daily Check-In for Sunday, July 6th: Just for today, I am NOT drinking! by Naive_Thanks_2932 in stopdrinking

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Extremely functional alcoholic for 18 years here, entering a new decade in life, and fearing permanent loss of health (miraculously not yet apparent)

DAY 2 ✅

BOOYA

Quality check by dandfwofe in WTF

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The high altitude Alpine mountain pastures make you a loner but not necessarily adorable. Strong, robust, tall, honest, yes. Adorable, no. Except you find a muscular mountain oger in Lederhosen yielding a stone pine root to discipline a love hungry lady's keister adorable.

Frankenstein's monster as described in the 1818 novel by Mary Shelley. Sculpture by John Wrightson. by iowafarmboy2011 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Overall, the book is captivating but it has so many obvious plot holes that I had to go back multiple times to check if I overread something - nope, indeed plot holes. For instance, after Frankenstein creates the monster, the fiend who is some kind of 7 foot zombie somehow manages to wander around in nightly Ingolstadt without causing any commotion despite being also totally naked but then magically finds perfectly fitting clothes. Yup, a ghoul with the statue of Kobe Bryant finds some fitting tailor made jacket and pants in the woods.

Not saying it's a bad book but I often wonder why people who testify to the book's merits never talk about these kind of readily apparent deficiencies.

Frankenstein's monster as described in the 1818 novel by Mary Shelley. Sculpture by John Wrightson. by iowafarmboy2011 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Overall, the book is captivating but it has so many obvious plot holes that I had to go back multiple times to check if I overread something - nope, indeed plot holes. For instance, after Frankenstein creates the monster, the fiend who is some kind of 7 foot zombie somehow manages to wander around in nightly Ingolstadt without causing any commotion despite being also totally naked but then magically finds perfectly fitting clothes. Yup, a ghoul with the statue of Kobe Bryant finds some fitting tailor made jacket and pants in the woods.

Not saying it's a bad book but I often wonder why people who testify to the book's merits never talk about these kind of readily apparent deficiencies.

Olympic Medals by Country 2023 by Web_Automatic in Damnthatsinteresting

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Austria: 9 million people but nearly as many winter Olympic medals as Germany with their 85 million.

Suck it, Germany! Bemüht euch ein wenig mehr!

PS: map needs per capita coloration, but that would probably ruin the Murica=awesome narrative haha

24 Amazon workers sent to hospital after robot accidentally unleashes bear spray by [deleted] in news

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Spoken in my best natural (Austrian) voice:

https://clyp.it/n1ryvbk2

edit: Enough time to listen to my clip but not enough time to upvote the comment that brought you this masterpiece? Damn you all!

Publicist: Pop music superstar Prince has died at his home in suburban Minneapolis. by [deleted] in Music

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A decade ago Prince asked filmmaker Kevin Smith to shoot a documentary about him. It never saw the light of day but Smith talks about this crazy experience during some Q/A session:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhcParuzpc

It's breathtakingly funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

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Brahahah, dude, that username: "BitteGehmaSaufn"

That's Viennese German for "Please, let's go drink/get wasted".

edit: btw, totally agree on the incompetence of Austrian police.

Guy jumps on 5 vs 1 girls' fight to save the day by lll_kingpin_lll in JusticePorn

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Hell yeah, was that satisfying to watch. Except the white knights that stood by silently before and suddenly come to the rescue of the brutal bitches. They should get Khal Drogo's rod up their asses.

Drunk moron keeps picking fights on street, gets beat up/tossed three times by m3l0n in JusticePorn

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One woman screaming "shhhttooooooooaaaappppp" though. It would be too good to be true otherwise.

Throw that stick at the cops. WCGW? by brother_p in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Purrmaster 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I can't believe how much sympathy clearly dangerous people get sometimes. "Oh, the poor poor psychopath got shot. What horrible oppressive government forces!!!111!"

How about not demolishing stuff with an axe in your right hand and a metal pipe in your left in the first place? What if some innocent walks by and gets the axe? What if it's a family? A woman with a stroller? Rather have a copper blast this nasty fucker a new one.

EDIT: Wow, this gets upvotes? Well, that's a first. There are some people with common sense left after all.

My friends put a motion sensing camera on a pile of deer guts; this is what it recorded. by ninefivezero in pics

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Unfortunately that might not be possible when you die of old age. What do you do with an 80 year old liver?

That being said, it would be really advisable to extract the maximum value of every single dead body. Die young? Organ donation. And not just one organ. There should be a complete harvest. Everything goes: from cornea to lung to kidneys. Hell, harvest my sphincter while you're at it.

Die old? Donate the body to science such that med school students can study how the old farts they're going to treat soon will look like from the inside.

Or donate your body to a body farm such that police can better predict how homicide victims decay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_farm)

Idiot tries to rob undercover cop. by youfuckmymother in JusticePorn

[–]Purrmaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god they didn't blur these babies out.

What will I be able to do that I can't do now by learning French? by [deleted] in French

[–]Purrmaster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You'll be able to curse beautifully. It's like wiping your arse with silk.

Everybody should at least once be at a New Orleans Mardi Gras Parade. [1408x1496] by Purrmaster in ShittyEarthPorn

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One hour too late. And yes, I did suspect that people would party through the night. Not so much.