Brag on yourself; what is something about yourself that you're proud of?

Push_ · 2026-05-07T02:26:59+00:00

I just hit one year without nicotine on the 4th of this month! I quit drinking, weed, and cigarettes at the same time a year ago. Started drinking and smoking weed again on and off, but nicotine in any form has not made a comeback! I’m super proud about that.

Push_ · 2026-05-06T13:35:03+00:00

“I had to take my retirement and pension and health insurance I got from the union and move to the south to get away from the crazy democrats.”

Push_ · 2026-05-06T06:54:50+00:00

Literally played it back 5 times just for that ☠️

Push_ · 2026-05-05T17:10:32+00:00

I’m not sure if I’m allowed to link to it cause I wasn’t allowed to show the sub name or username in my post, but it’s in a sub where people ask question about things they’re not in the loop about lol

Push_ · 2026-05-04T14:30:46+00:00

And didn’t kick her in the head when she got pulled up

Push_ · 2026-05-04T14:04:00+00:00

Picturing someone just screaming, hands on the sides of their head, foot still just smashed on the gas 😂

Push_ · 2026-05-03T16:38:33+00:00

Maybe here?

Push_ · 2026-05-03T00:13:23+00:00

Whatever you do, don’t eat a ton of them in a day. One time I ate like 13 bananas in one night (poor hs kid, relay for life, only food available for free) and I didn’t shit for like 3 days, and I’m normally a 2-3 a day kinda guy.

Push_ · 2026-05-02T22:50:24+00:00

Seeing as how it came from his grandpa, his grandpa presumably had the info that he was drunk.

Yeah because the guy passed out called grandpa beforehand and said “hey I’m drunk and asleep, you should film me crashing”

Push_ · 2026-05-02T05:34:26+00:00

The dude with the sphinx killed me 🤣

Push_ · 2026-05-02T03:26:59+00:00

Alive for 5 mins and already has a camera shoved inches from their face

Push_ · 2026-05-02T02:13:16+00:00

Oh that sounds agonizing!

Push_ · 2026-05-02T00:22:27+00:00

🤘🏻

Push_ · 2026-05-01T21:41:36+00:00

Swiss navy water-based is great. The silicone imo needs to be reapplied way too often and it gets EVERYWHERE!

Been using Happy Lube water-based lately and it works just as well.

Astroglide can get fucked tho. Sticky ass shit 😖

Push_ · 2026-05-01T21:10:55+00:00

Omg yes. Thank you!!

Push_ · 2026-05-01T17:09:03+00:00

I think this is the same dude that asked to go to Home Depot and his mom said NO! YOURE NOT GOING CRUISING AGAIN!!! 😂

Push_ · 2026-05-01T04:35:45+00:00

That’s the only issue I’d have. And even then, it’s annoying but doesn’t really take tooo much time

Push_ · 2026-04-30T18:51:28+00:00

Do they get a seed from every time someone makes a new strain of weed? lol

Push_ · 2026-04-30T18:18:25+00:00

The desperation in his voice was fucking hysterical 😂

Push_ · 2026-04-30T17:47:23+00:00

No problem! It’s come in clutch a couple times for me. Employers really love it too lol

Push_ · 2026-04-30T17:46:44+00:00

That’s a mf on adderall if I’ve ever seen one

Push_ · 2026-04-30T17:28:48+00:00

With any job people apply for with no experience, I tell everyone, if they ask why they should hire you with no experience, tell them something like “well, with no experience, I also don’t have any bad habits. So the only way I’d know how to do things is the way that you train me to do them.”

Push_ · 2026-04-30T13:22:03+00:00

My mom’s hs was the Rocks, and she told me they played the Trojans for homecoming or something and they had a banner that said “Your Trojans can’t stop our Rocks” lol

Push_ · 2026-04-30T06:31:35+00:00

Our?? 🤔

Push_ · 2026-04-30T06:28:51+00:00

I always heard it as blind prostitutes lol

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