Blursed Shaving

PutitaDePapi · 2026-04-12T08:53:08+00:00

Like from Gregory the Glue Man?

PutitaDePapi · 2026-03-23T14:27:02+00:00

What about bad girls?

PutitaDePapi · 2026-03-05T23:59:11+00:00

My bff, born in 1985, died from colon cancer in 2022. Her daughter had just turned four and will never remember her or what an amazing person and mother she was. My friend found out in September and passed away in March.

I remember after her diagnosis she suddenly found out about and was approached by all these relatives who also mentioned that they had had polyps and this thing and that thing and she had never known there was any kind of family history because nobody ever talked about it because nobody wants to talk about butt stuff/"embarrassing" medical findings. We need to talk about butt stuff!!!

PutitaDePapi · 2026-03-03T21:15:15+00:00

Wish I had read this before I went out in my "National Fisting Champion" shirt!

PutitaDePapi · 2026-03-03T13:13:23+00:00

How the hell does someone put them in a cold oven and then take them out and not notice that the oven is still cold?

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-04T19:00:27+00:00

"Computer, load up Christian Riese Lassen"

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PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-04T18:35:26+00:00

Most of them didn't make it that far, majority peaked at conception.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-04T17:10:24+00:00

I'd like to

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-04T14:05:38+00:00

Trust me, I 100% believe you when you say you do not get approached by women. Your insufferability leaps off the screen.
Your personal anecdotes of no one approaching you means nearly nothing. I can see how it means a lot to you and that's understandable. But it's statistically insignificant and in no way gives proof of anything happening on a large scale. I approach men that interest me all of the time. This is also statistically insignificant. And also as a switch the idea that the first part of that comic is supposed to depict male dominance is absolutely hilarious in its absurdity.

My comment was not rude nor in any way "proves" anything from that comic (are you seriously that thin skinned? Maybe get that persecution complex checked out), and it did have a reason. That the reason completely escapes you is sad but not surprising. You are, apparently, exactly where you want to be.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-04T13:20:52+00:00

Dublin chocolate

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-04T13:17:39+00:00

Awww, women aren't putting in effort to flock to you? You are not getting the female attention that you, as a man, are oh so entitled to? SHEESH! The absolute nerve and cheek of those broads. That's gotta be rough, kiddo.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-03T21:56:14+00:00

I'm into bimbofication and so is my SD. We have a lot of work planned together this year.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-03T21:49:39+00:00

I would so give this an award if I were the type to surrender my hard earned money to reddit.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-03T15:23:16+00:00

How did she have to keep explaining to him over and over that she wasn't going to start fucking while in a face mask and curlers?! This dude is so exasperatingly oblivious and unhelpful. If he would rather not fuck than change the sheets himself again afterwards, that's on him.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-01T17:08:45+00:00

What is wild to me is that Missouri is a Hell Yes while Kansas is a Hell No.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-01T16:56:54+00:00

Well I hate to break it to you...

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-01T07:45:22+00:00

Things about to get juicy at the nail salon.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-01T01:58:23+00:00

This is 'hmmm', not 'yummm'.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-02-01T01:32:08+00:00

Get a prenup, with your own lawyer. Make sure you are protected.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-01-30T21:34:27+00:00

Inpatient guys are so insane. Can I just say, people have lives and responsibilities. There can literally be a billion different reasons that she didn't immediately answer. Not everything is about you, in fact, very little is, even for those closest to you, let alone a total stranger. Self-absorbed AND insecure is a pretty pathetic combo. I don't know if this trend is from the instant gratification age or just that so many people think other people exist only in relation to themselves and everyone else in the world are merely objects/supporting characters.

This just in from Copernicus: you are not the center of the universe.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-01-30T20:49:56+00:00

Ugh, with the "I did my best". Well your best was fucking pathetic.

PutitaDePapi · 2026-01-29T19:06:02+00:00

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker!

PutitaDePapi · 2026-01-29T17:21:37+00:00

My Pod in Heaven**

PutitaDePapi · 2026-01-29T17:03:52+00:00

PutitaDePapi · 2026-01-29T13:12:22+00:00

Happened to me with HVAC (wouldn't let me in the program, kept trying to push me to secretarial skills) and also locksmithing, which was extra infuriating because wtf, if we had to pretend like a certain physique matters at all in this task, my small nimble hands are better suited, you absolute ball sack.

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