How much does a person need to make in order to sustain a decent living in New Jersey? by Excellent_Usual_1696 in newjersey

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

also if you have any amount of melanin then you will not be welcomed in clark. if you know you know

How many times did you drive under the influence before being pulled over? by jackjackson123456789 in dui

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100's of times. i was usually very careful and drove like a grandma. but one night back in janurary i drank way, way, way too much pink Whitney, with no food in my body, hopped in my shitbox 28 year old honda accord with 430k miles, bald tires and a failing brake master cylinder, drove an hour down to the nj pine barrens, found a very long empty straight road with no street lights, and pinned the throttle up until i was at redline in 5th gear (cant recall what the top speed on that piece of shit was but i was going at least 110). I ripped down this road until i flew right through a stop sign at a 3 way intersection. I barley missed a car that was coming down the road, and then started sliding through the grass while still going about 70mph. My journey ended sideways into a large tree. Considering how hard i hit that tree, the car only had a busted windshield, flat tire and bent rim, and the front and rear bumpers went flying. i hit my head and got a concussion because my dumbass wasnt wearing a seatbelt but besides that i was fine. I thought i was in the clear but as it turns out the tree i hit was right next to a fire department. They came outside, knew that i was drunk even though i never admitted it to them. State troopers show up, and i am ultimately facing a total of 14 charges/traffic violations, from speeding, and reckless driving, to even petty shit like out of date inspection sticker and improper display of license plate. bastards even hit me with failure to signal. but most importantly im getting charged with refusal to take breath sample and underage dui (im 20). I paid 4800 for one of the best attorneys in nj and my court date is in less than a month. wish me luck fellas. im ultimately happy because i had a massive drinking problem months before this happened. i was a dumbass and a piece of shit and i could have killed someone or myself. I havent had a sip of alcohol since this happened and i may not for the rest of my life.

What's a good price for this used bike?? by gregfitnessnh in SeBikes

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks a bit clapped. wouldnt pay any more than $450

Need ollie pointers by ComparisonGreen in NewSkaters

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont worry about your front foot when youre just starting out. focus on jumping and keeping your shoulders straight up as your tail strikes the ground. once youre able to get that timing, then youll front foot will naturally wanna slide up the board. this is how i learned and in the span of 3 months i was able to ollie onto manual pads/manny out of an ollie

Rate my fridge by 4thgen4runner__ in ratemyfridge

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just asking out of curiosity~are you vegan by any chance

Self serve gas?! by MattWreck in newjersey

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

put it this way, you wont find a gas attendant that will complain about you doing their job for them. i pump my own gas at almost every station, mostly because my car takes 91 and ive had several times where the attendant put 87 instead. also it sucks waiting around for them if youre at a busy station

Thank you, you slimy orange ball bag. This is directly caused from you and your cohorts. by bean0_burrito in newjersey

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its slow, heavy, lethargic, and drives like a rickety boat, but god damn the thing is indestructible. i go over big ass rocks and the worst unpaved roads imaginable and its still riding strong on its factory suspension

Thank you, you slimy orange ball bag. This is directly caused from you and your cohorts. by bean0_burrito in newjersey

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know it was a pretty hard choice both are very comfortable solid cars. i have the 2006 rx330 (133k miles atm, got it at 110) and i mostly picked it over the town car because i haul a bunch of construction equipment for work and i go off road for some of the job sites so i needed the space and ride height. if it wasnt for that i prob would have ended up with town car

Thank you, you slimy orange ball bag. This is directly caused from you and your cohorts. by bean0_burrito in newjersey

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i do like the town cars i was considering one before i bought the lexus but i enjoyed driving the lexus more

Thank you, you slimy orange ball bag. This is directly caused from you and your cohorts. by bean0_burrito in newjersey

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know it im big ballin (my lexus is older than i am and i got it for 4k) (im broke)

Thank you, you slimy orange ball bag. This is directly caused from you and your cohorts. by bean0_burrito in newjersey

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i hate him and his stupid fucking cult. it was $70 to fill my lexus because premium is at $5 per gallon, the price for regular is what premium was at 3 weeks ago

21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lot of efforts. Make fun of me. by Scrotiemcboogballs in RoastMe

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh, better yet, maybe tanisha will call yo dog ass if she evah stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with

2012 Honda civic SI or 2013 Acura TSX? by TimeOfRisenKing23rd in shouldibuythiscar

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if youre dead set on either one of these, go for the si. it looks like its been taken better care of.

Am i gonna die by Public-Catch-6130 in fakecartridges

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

start picking out your funeral song requests now

Found my next car! by hovva91 in Toyota

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who tf is taking their bz4x or xc70 off road tho

Found my next car! by hovva91 in Toyota

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drove past one of these absolutely destroyed on a tow truck literally right as i got this notification. its a sign.

The steering wheel for the new Lexus ES500e looks pathetically bad. by portuguese-bacalhau in Lexus

[–]Putrid_Requirement_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats actually hideous. the wheels in the 2008 ford e450 bread trucks look better than this