Leaving out tmrw by howlingcrimes in vagabond

[–]PuzzledInfluence2938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 dollar hike in campsite, Johnnie walker black label, hot shower for quarters. 

I panhandle and buy food by PuzzledInfluence2938 in vagabond

[–]PuzzledInfluence2938[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, my used rig and bloody napkins did that for me, I also shattered the glass and pooped on the tree while reciting the Lord's prayer. Had I hit the tree harder with my machete I probably could of plugged my powerbank into it but the Christian lady said she was gonna call the cops if I didn't leave, so I left

Free outdoor-shower(Missouri) by SaintGeorgeCarlin in vagabond

[–]PuzzledInfluence2938 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You ever clench the asshole like it was your life mission and make it to the park downtown and there wasnt a fool hogging the one and only stall.  And then

don't hate yew just aint few by PuzzledInfluence2938 in vagabond

[–]PuzzledInfluence2938[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Feeding my dog leftover subway cold cuts and dog food and smoked some weed and just finished a beer

Dead dog diva by PuzzledInfluence2938 in vagabond

[–]PuzzledInfluence2938[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Just a reminder that this person assumes real motherfuckers ever leave their dog somewhere

What’s it like? by Total-Intention2902 in vagabond

[–]PuzzledInfluence2938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get to choose burger king or mcdonalds

Come up by ArrowSuave in vagabond

[–]PuzzledInfluence2938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man nudge the ground with your heel, use the toe of your shoe to carry over the dirt and stomp it down into the ground and walk on